HSNL [censored] November

[FoxwoodsFiend]

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im gonna pass my driving test, make 100k and learn how to make a graph from pokertracker!
^ ( help with this one please )

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I'm going to finally turn a profit in these superjuicy games I'm getting destroyed in.

[HERE_2_gamble_]

the games are only juicy when your in them, so you gonna tell me how to do a graph or what?

[fish2plus2]

***** Hand History for Game 5405133157 *****
$5000 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, October 30, 17:03:41 ET 2006
Table Table 127186 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: dontstopmenow ( $5000 )
Seat 4: LosaKarta ( $740 )
Seat 6: queenkris ( $8408.22 )
Seat 10: nortelfuture ( $5190 )
Seat 5: ll__ll__11 ( $6540 )
queenkris posts small blind [$25].
nortelfuture posts big blind [$50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ll__ll__11 [ As 4d ]
dontstopmenow folds.
LosaKarta folds.
ll__ll__11 raises [$200].
queenkris folds.
nortelfuture calls [$150].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Td, 6h, 2s ]
nortelfuture checks.
ll__ll__11 bets [$350].
>You have options at Table 125410 (No DP) Table!.
nortelfuture calls [$350].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5s ]
nortelfuture checks.
ll__ll__11 bets [$1150].
nortelfuture calls [$1150].
** Dealing River ** [ 8d ]
nortelfuture checks.
ll__ll__11 is all-In.
nortelfuture is all-In.
nortelfuture shows [ 4s, 5c ] a pair of Fives.
ll__ll__11 shows [ As, 4d ] high card Ace.
ll__ll__11 wins $1350 from side pot #1 with high card, Aces.
nortelfuture wins $10400 from the main pot with a pair of Fives.
>You have options at Table 127187 Table!.

[Ansky]

He knew you were bluffing.

[fish2plus2]

pokenum -h 5s ks - ah qh -- as js ts
Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing As Js Ts
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Ks 5s 966 97.58 24 2.42 0 0.00 0.976
Ah Qh 24 2.42 966 97.58 0 0.00 0.024

I am starting to give serious consideration that Party is rigged. The only other possibliity would be that I am by far the unluckiest player on the site.

[Kirkrrr]

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is everyone running like [censored]? I keep seeing threads "can I fold second nuts for almost no money after I put 80% of my stack in"

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Can't speak for all, but I sure as [censored] am.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $10/$20
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $2024.50
Hero: $4424
CO: $971
Button: $2047
SB: $16288.50
BB: $1891

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $70</font>, Hero calls, CO calls, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($290, 4 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $180</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises all-in $901</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises all-in $1954.5</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($5100, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $2993, Sidepot 1: $2107)


River: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($5100, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $2993, Sidepot 1: $2107)


Results:
Final pot: $5100
Villain 1:QQ
Villain 2:QJ

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $25/$50
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $6198.50
CO: $6320
Button: $5669
Hero: $4950
BB: $505

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $150</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $450</font>, BB folds, UTG calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($950, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $750</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $2950</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $4500</font>, UTG calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($9950, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $9950)


River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($9950, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $9950)
Villain: Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Results:
Final pot: $9950


Welcome to my life for the past 2 weeks, thanks for your participation.

Kirk

[mperich]

***** Hand History for Game 5412328722 *****
$5000 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, November 03, 03:43:33 ET 2006
Table Table 125464 (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 2
Seat 7: imadegen ( $10449.22 )
Seat 5: harryfish222 ( $5837 )
harryfish222 posts small blind [$25].
imadegen posts big blind [$50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to imadegen [ Ac As ]
harryfish222 calls [$25].
imadegen raises [$125].
harryfish222 calls [$125].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kh, Jd, Ah ]
&gt;You have options at Table 127187 Table!.
harryfish222 bets [$1000].
&gt;You have options at Table 126853 (No DP) Table!.
imadegen raises [$2000].
&gt;You have options at Table 127187 Table!.
&gt;You have options at Table 126853 (No DP) Table!.
harryfish222 is all-In.
imadegen calls [$3662].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qh ]
** Dealing River ** [ Tc ]
imadegen shows [ Ac, As ] a straight Ten to Ace.
harryfish222 shows [ Ad, Jc ] a straight Ten to Ace.
harryfish222 wins $5836 from the main pot with a straight, Ten to Ace.
imadegen wins $5836 from the main pot with a straight, Ten to Ace.

[Ansky]

YOU are imadegen?!?!

[mperich]

Yep. Sorry if I berate you a lot or something, nothing personal. It helps to keep me off tilt, altho it hasnt seemed to help me from tilting the past few days when since Ive been running awful for a few weeks now

-Mike

[Ansky]

NP, it's just the time you berated me was pretty f-in ridiculous.