BRAG: I made a prop bet with durrr.

[nycplayer]

I've got a bet within my office - whoever loses the largest percentage of bodyweight in 2 months wins. Started yesterday. I started at 188.8 - my target weight is about 165. I can lose this much I think, but any suggestions to get an edge over the others? I was thinking of ordering pizza to the office, keeping a big cookie jar on my desk, etc. Or is that too much of an angle?

[Abbaddabba]

Ive lost that much in ONE month. this is easy as long as you're a bit of a fatty going in and not over the hill.

stock your fridge with chicken breasts, dark green vegetables and drink nothing but water. jog a bit in the morning. get used to mustard, because that's the only sauce you should be using. and make sure you take multivitamins to cover everything you're lacking.

note: the money has ot be significant for you. if it isnt, you probably wont bother following through... since obviously the incentive of looking good / being in good shape hasnt been enough to convince you to lose it in the past.

[uuser]

You, op, are lucky to get involved in this kind of bet. You dont even need to feel uncomfortable during these 3 months. Just eat 2 healthy meals in a day and go for a (fast) walk a couple of times in a week and you are the winner. Congrats.

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

Beat: You're fat.

[kolotoure]

Is durr ghey? If he is I will sleep with him for coaching

[PocketBeats]

I have lost 23 pounds in one week. Christmas break last year during wrestling season. I got up to 160 and dropped down to 137.

I weigh 155 now anyone want to be me that I can drop 15 pounds in a week? I will give you 3:1 lol.

[[Phill]]

How much does a leg weigh?

For the right price i reckon i could lose 30 lbs in half an hour.

[shaundeeb]

Jordan after we win pokerbowl I expect heavy celebrating.

Also, don't tell me you quit smoking because of the bet because if so durr owns you.

[augie_]

Jordan,

From your posts it does not sound like you know a LOT about weight loss. I do. I can help you. If you want serious help, PM me. You will not achieve your goal without working very hard.

[shaundeeb]

wtf augie I never got any advice am I that much of a lost cause?