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Old 11-30-2007, 08:55 PM
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I rate this thread 5 whole stars.
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Old 11-30-2007, 09:06 PM
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flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

BB checks i don't have anything, I bet i have two jacks and i don't think you idiots have anything utg1 calls sometimes i forget to feed my gerbil and he dies. his name is stanley. utg2 folds my hand sucks, mp1 calls i sometimes wet my bed.

turn: (3 players) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

I bet no way you guys are dumb enough to have an ace here, and none of you raised the flop so you can't have a Qutg1 calls i wish i could talk to birds mp1 raises (blank stare) i fold wow you really are that dumb. god i hate losing to these [censored], utg1 calls if i could fly like birds, i'd fly high.

river: 2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

utg1 checks i like trains mp checks hooked on phonics is hard

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wowowow this is so good, why aren't all your posts this good?

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the same reason santa claus only comes once a year
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Old 11-30-2007, 09:26 PM
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meh
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Old 11-30-2007, 09:36 PM
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wow this is gold


A+++
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:48 PM
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Live limit = head asplode

This is pure gold.

A+ will read again.
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:57 PM
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this dealer is kill me all the days

omg <3
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:11 PM
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utg1 calls i wish i could talk to birds

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Marvelous.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:40 PM
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pbob, i hope you werent hte one with ajcc that checked the riv.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:45 PM
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Wow this is absolute gold

I lost it on this one, so on point.

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i'm gonna check raise. i called the flop raise because i didn't think he had a T, for if he did i could never call that flop as i have absolutely nothing. but now since it is what i want him to have, i'm gonna change my mind and assume he does indeed have a T and will bet it on the river.

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Old 12-01-2007, 12:24 AM
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Axelent.
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