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Old 01-29-2007, 05:38 AM
Jurrr Jurrr is offline
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Default Hero is too stupid to be playing this game

UTG+1 is megaLAG and will reraise any cbet every time (flop aggression 12.0, VP$IP 50%).

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $40.20
UTG+1: $49.40
MP1: $8.80
MP2: $19.18
MP3: $32.16
CO: $26.45
Button: $11
SB: $24.41
BB: $5.25

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $1</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, 2 folds, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($4.35, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $4</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $8</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP2 raises to $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $10</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises all-in $48.4</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP2 calls all-in $6.18</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero calls all-in $27.2</font>.
Uncalled bets: $17.2 returned to UTG+1.
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Old 01-29-2007, 05:40 AM
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Default Re: Hero is too stupid to be playing this game

woohooo party poker
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Old 01-29-2007, 05:40 AM
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Default Re: Hero is too stupid to be playing this game

wow great hand!

i love how you left out the results, it ensures the greatness of your post!
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Old 01-29-2007, 05:43 AM
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Default Re: Hero is too stupid to be playing this game

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UTG+1 is megaLAG and will reraise any cbet every time (flop aggression 12.0, VP$IP 50%).

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I HATE THIS. THEY ARE SOOO HARD TO PLAY AGAINST.

edit: lol i didn't even notice this is a full table
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Old 01-29-2007, 05:51 AM
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Default Re: Hero is too stupid to be playing this game

I think everybody here can guess the results. Hell, hero might even be able to guess the results if he wasn't the one holding AA and falling in love with it (against 3 callers who all seem to LOVE this flop... grrr).

I think maybe somebody could train a monkey to guess the results of such hands. Maybe even a mouse or a mongoose. I hear mongoose are smart.

And tshort I know you are being sarcastic, but I actually did not like being OOP against him and this was gonna be my last orbit. Well it turned out the last hand.
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Old 01-29-2007, 06:34 AM
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woohooo party poker

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Old 01-29-2007, 07:05 AM
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Nice flop.
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Old 02-05-2007, 05:05 AM
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Default Re: Hero is too stupid to be playing this game

Villain is 56/19/1.7. Hero is still too stupid to be playing this game. Cannot blame the villain though; checkraising with middle pair against the PFR is just soooo standard.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
10 players

Stack sizes:
UTG: $28.95
UTG+1: $13.40
UTG+2: $4.60
MP1: $25.40
MP2: $6.50
MP3: $25
CO: $14.45
Hero: $34.15
SB: $11
BB: $4.30

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
3 folds, MP1 calls, MP2, folds, MP3 (poster) checks, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $1.5</font>, 2 folds, MP1 calls, MP3 folds.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($3.6, 2 players)
MP1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $2.5</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises to $5.25</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $14</font>, MP1 calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($31.6, 2 players)
MP1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $9.9</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 calls all-in $9.9</font>.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($51.4, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $51.4)

Results:
Final pot: $51.4
Hero shows Kd Qc
MP1 shows 6s Ts
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Old 02-05-2007, 05:07 AM
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First hand I was up against KT (UTG+1), JJ and 99 respectively. Talk about a bad beat for the 99 guy (board paired so JJ sucked out against the KT).
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Old 02-05-2007, 05:09 AM
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Take it to ssnl or stop analyzing your silly strategy.
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