Never Trust Anyone

[LeapFrog]

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Secondly, I want to give every one of you a big huggle.


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The squirmy kind?

[Hopey]

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I love most men and feel they get a bad rap when conversations like this erupt.

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A few posts ago you said that most men were rapists. Which one is it?

[BigBuffet]

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This is her revenge and most of you nit-wits are buying it.

And anyone who believes Brandi would be "shocked" by a naked man in her bed hasn't met her.

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I'm shocked that she would embarrass herself and her family like this. I'm also shocked that 2+2 would let her.

[pokulator]

i haven't had a chance to catch up on this thread yet, but here's a video of dutch talking about captain tom

pokulator poker videos

[The Drizzle]

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I love most men and feel they get a bad rap when conversations like this erupt.

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A few posts ago you said that most men were rapists. Which one is it?

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You really misread her post

[Oski]

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i haven't had a chance to catch up on this thread yet, but here's a video of dutch talking about captain tom

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Here are a couple of Dutch Boyd songs from Brown Thumb. This might lighten the thread up a bit:

Run from Dutch Boyd


"Run From Dutch Boyd" by Iron "Brown Thumb" Maiden

PokerSpot came across the sea
Dutch brought us pain and misery
It killed our tribes, it killed our creed
It took our money so we're out of weed.


We fought it hard we fought it well
Out on the plains we encountered a smell.
I dropped my jaw at what my fate befell
On Poker Mountain sat Norman Fell.

Raising with sooteds and barren draws
Walloping hard on the felt
Chasing the weak-tights back to their holes
Fighting them with maniac game
Rake in the pot and begin to stack
Women and children and Brown Thumbs attack


Run to the hills, run for your lives
Brown Thumb's on tilt, come claim your prize


Dutch is the master of barren wastes
RakeFree has no more game
Raping the boys and blowing the men
Dutch and the crew are so lame
Selling them whisky and taking their gold
It's time for Dutch Boyd to get Cornholed.

Run to the hills, run for your lives
Brown Thumb's on tilt, come claim your prize


Thumb Went Down to Vegas

The Thumb Went Down To Vegas
Charlie Daniel's "Brown Thumb" Band

Brown Thumb went down to Vegas,
He was looking for a pot to steal.
He was in a bind cause he was stoned blind,
And it was the devil's turn to deal.
Then he saw this young man,
Yelling and high-fiving the crowd.
And Thumb jumped up, nodded hey bro, 'sup
And said, "Boy you're about to get plowed."
I guess you didn't know it,
But I'm a poker player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare,
I will destroy the crew.
I know you play skin fiddle and of course the skin flute too,
But let's mix the devil into this brew.
I know your goal is to suck my pole,
But at cards I'm better than you.
The boy said "My name's Dutch Boyd,
As a roll of bills unfurled,
And my crew will beat the devil and you,
Cause we're taking over the poker world"

Brown Thumb fire up your pipe
And play Ace-Jack-off hard.
Cause there's plenty P.O.T. for smokin'
While the devil deals the cards.
And if you win
You get this big bag of Humbolt rolled.
But if you lose, your're gonna get cornholed.

The devil opened up the hand
And he said "I'll start this show."
And chips flew from his finger tips
And said, "Watch this P.O.T. grow."
And he pulled his hole cards across the felt
His two aces made a hiss.
He watched three sixes hit the flop,
And gave his boat a kiss

When the devil raised him, Thumb said
"Well you're, lookin' good god damn.
But sit down in that chair right there
I know you got aces every hand."

Thumb just got two jacks on the run.
Devil caps the river, watch the fun.
Dutch on the button picking his nose.
Devil gonna get it like Leonard Tose.

The devil bowed his head,
Because he knew that he'd been beat.
Brown Thumb laid jacks full on the felt,
And Dutch headed for the street.
Devil said "Dutch, just sit on down
get your crew and start to play.
I done told you once, I own your ass
'Cause I bought it on E-Bay." he played

Thumb got quads with running ducks.
Dutch and the crew are a bunch of shmucks.
Dutch on the button picking his crack.
Will he ever PAY THEM BACK?

[Mickey Brausch]

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But is from experience with most men who think their dick should rule the world and be forgiven when they are completely out of line, on the fine line of breaking the law.

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Yes, we're all a bunch of rapists. You figured it out. Bravo.

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(A) "Most men think their dick should rule the world."

(B} "Most men of those who think their dick should rule the world, etc"

If she believers the former, she is somewhat exaggerating.

[Bump-en-Stein]

Brandi, I see that your Beamer got repo'd.

If you still need a car, I can sell you my used Ford. Its a Festiva Al Lago.

[Hopey]

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But is from experience with most men who think their dick should rule the world and be forgiven when they are completely out of line, on the fine line of breaking the law.

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Yes, we're all a bunch of rapists. You figured it out. Bravo.

[/ QUOTE ]The phrase, as written, can be interpreted two ways:

(A) "Most men think their dick should rule the world."

(B} "Most men of those who think their dick should rule the world, etc"

If she believers the former, she is somewhat exaggerating.

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B doesn't make a lot of sense and could have been worded a lot more clearly if she didn't want there to be a misunderstanding as to what she was trying to say.

I realize that she probably doesn't really believe A, but she's put herself up on a pedestal as being morally superior to the rest of us, so it only seems right to knock her down a peg when she starts casually tossing out the (hateful) belief that most men are rapists.

[bigt439]

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Hello to all.

First, I want to apologize. I have been a little crude, but this site makes you crude the more time you spend on it.

Secondly, I want to give every one of you a big huggle.

Finally, should "penis on your back" be a new poker term? I think it should apply to someone harrasing you, then when you finally rise up and strike back, he sucks out on you.

For example.

"In today's tourney this maniac to my left had his penis in my back for hours, and when I finally slo-played my trips and got him to go all in, he hit running hearts for a backdoor flush."

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you try so hard to be funny and appeal to the masses, and sometimes you're even close, but in the end you almost always come off as a douche.