Stories of avoiding women? (500th post)

[KidLifeCrisis]

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One time this girl wanted to sit on my lap. I said "how about a high-five instead?". GG.

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Then what happened? Did you get it??

[kyleb]

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One time this girl wanted to sit on my lap. I said "how about a high-five instead?". GG.

DN

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hahah

[7ontheline]

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One time this girl wanted to sit on my lap. I said "how about a high-five instead?". GG.

DN

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Awesome. I'm so slow with responses sometimes, so I think I would have just sat there with a look of disgust saying "Uh. . ."

[im a model]

why are fat girls always so aggressive and confident? i hate how they can completely ruin a party for me. when i was in college in america every so often there would be a party when a heffer would zero in on me and i would either have to be a complete jerk to her or just leave the party. what the [censored].

lets be honest, everyone--im a good looking man. why do these battletanks believe they can hard-sell me into having sex with them?

[DrewDevil]

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why are fat girls always so aggressive and confident?

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They will never get any attention otherwise.

[Howard Beale]

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Waaaaay back when a group of fellow students and me rented a house on the Jersey shore for a week. On the last night I got super-duper drunk in a club and started making out with the one of the ugliest, misshapen girls at our school. By the time we got back to the house I'd sobered up some and realized the trouble I'd gotten myself into so I did like you did. I got in bed and pulled the passed-out trick. She and her friends (sensing that this girl might finally get laid) came up to my bed and poked and prodded me, rolled me around and even wet my face to try and wake me up so I could get it on with their friend. That was one of the worst 20 minutes of my life.

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LMAO! Where the friends hot?

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If the friends (2 of them) had gotten naked w/ the ugly one (who, by the way was a sweet girl but ugly) I'd have 'woken up'. I was only 23 at the time. Frankly, and I hate to admit this, I might have done the ugly one being as drunk as I was. The main thing that stopped me was that everybody would've known that I did it.

[siccjay]

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why are fat girls always so aggressive and confident?

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They will never get any attention otherwise.

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It's all part of the fake it til you make it scheme. One fat joke and she will be in the corner crying on another fatties shoulder.

[DrewDevil]

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why are fat girls always so aggressive and confident?

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They will never get any attention otherwise.

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It's all part of the fake it til you make it scheme. One fat joke and she will be in the corner crying on another fatties shoulder.

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they make nice pillows to cry on

[Alobar]

lol, funny story OP. Jesus tho, why didnt you just take your ribs and go "ok, well im going to bed, cya later" and then shut the door on her?

I dont have any cool stories of avoiding women that I can remember. Tho one time at a party I walked into a room just in time to hear this fat chick and her friend who was in a wheel chair arguing over who saw me first and therefor had "dibs" on me (I had been talking to both of them earlier outside). No cool avoidance story tho. Apparently the chick in the wheel chair won the argument cuz she hit on me later. I drank some beers with her, ended up going to another party and never saw her again.

[DeezNuts]

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One time this girl wanted to sit on my lap. I said "how about a high-five instead?". GG.

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Then what happened? Did you get it??

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She was drunk, ignored my outstretched high-five, and still tried to sit on my lap, but all she got was an empty chair as I swiftly stood up and walked away with my friend, who was laughing at the whole scene.

She wasn't fat but wasn't cute either.

DN