Woken up last night by neighbor's loud sex. What's my play?

[BuckyK]

I had a neighber who's girlfriend was quite "vocal" at times. My girlfriend and I even heard them when we were outside hanging christmas lights. The only obvious solution is to have an arms race.

Sex up your girlfriend in the buuhole so she screams extra loud. Don't forget to drink to pre-whiskey dick in order to go the extra mile with her. This is what I did.

[maxtower]

I like the arms race idea. I am going to use that in my pick up strategy at the bar tonight.

[Hollywade]

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slow clap next time you see her

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Hahaha. Yes. This works in many situations.

[zasterguava]

Did you get a boner?

[dvo352]

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I like the arms race idea. I am going to use that in my pick up strategy at the bar tonight.

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Trip report from this strategy... and pics of the chick willing to go to war with you.

[AquaSwing]

Ummm, jack off, go back to bed?

I know you were leveling with the cops part, but why leave a note? What would be the purpose?

Any chance of you making sexytime with her?

[splashpot]

Drill a hole in the wall.

[jackdaniels]

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Drill a hole in the wall.

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You think she'll be down with the whole glory hole thing? Good thinking.

[Dids]

Seriously answer:

If it's a one time thing, enjoy the show, go her.

If it's every night, I think a note is a good play. I'd rather let them react to "you [censored] too loud" in private than embrass them with a conversation.

[NT!]

yeah i wouldn't say anything if it's just once, it would just make me think about sexing her myself. if it happens a lot i would probably just start moaning along and see if they notice.