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  #41  
Old 07-19-2007, 11:24 AM
joeblack joeblack is offline
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To the ahole who keyed my brand new H2 tonight. Congratulations...you have spilled haterade all over my life. I will now have to spend an entire $100 on a deductible to paint over your pathetic attempt. Enjoy grinding that pathetic middle management job and watching your life slowly waste away while me and my crew of internet poker homies systematically destroy your kind and have multiple unending 5 figure months. SHIP IT. HOLLA

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OP, sorry but you had it coming. I had one too many peach schnapps the other day and I thought your Hummer looked like a giant coloring book and my key was a crayon.

Please forgive me, I enjoy my middle management job.

-JB
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Old 07-19-2007, 11:25 AM
sonneti sonneti is offline
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It's nothing personal my car got keyed and its worth about $1500/$1600 depending on how much petrol is in it.
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Old 07-19-2007, 12:17 PM
'Chair 'Chair is offline
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yeah keying sucks...perp should have just written "gay car" on the windshield with motor oil.
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Old 07-19-2007, 01:08 PM
blinden84 blinden84 is offline
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http://www.fuh2.com/submissions.php

Getting keyed was just a matter of time

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The best part of this website is that I had no idea I could get a massive tax deduction from buying it hahaha...and to everyone hating on my H2...I used to have a Tahoe...I am 6'6" so I don't exactly have a giant range of options when it comes to vehicles...I test drove a couple of sports cars but my knees were always banging the console...

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i hear ya

im 6'5, but i drive an old honda accord. i like it though, ive always been a fan of simplicity. my knees are always stuck into something though

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weak ass justification, I'm 6' 7" and I drive a goddamn subaru impreza.
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Old 07-19-2007, 01:15 PM
kyleparks kyleparks is offline
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Default Re: Dear Ahole

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To the ahole who keyed my brand new H2 tonight. Congratulations...you have spilled haterade all over my life. I will now have to spend an entire $100 on a deductible to paint over your pathetic attempt. Enjoy grinding that pathetic middle management job and watching your life slowly waste away while me and my crew of internet poker homies systematically destroy your kind and have multiple unending 5 figure months. SHIP IT. HOLLA

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DEAR AHOLE,

quit driving ridiculous cars and think about the Ozone Layer.
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Old 07-19-2007, 02:53 PM
Blarg Blarg is offline
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Can't say I understand why people keying cars brings "middle management" to mind. Except I guess it was just free-floating contempt combined with thinly disguised brag about how much OP was making.
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Old 07-19-2007, 04:41 PM
Objectothis Objectothis is offline
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Hummer hate spreads:
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/arc...dalize_hummer/
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  #48  
Old 07-20-2007, 05:37 PM
PrimogenitoX PrimogenitoX is offline
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An H2 deserves to be keyed everytime, its a big waste of metal and as lame a vehicle purchase as there is in this world. Can I have your home address so I can blow it up?

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Only if you promise to come in person.
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Old 07-20-2007, 05:39 PM
PrimogenitoX PrimogenitoX is offline
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Wow that is so gay. Where do you live?

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Dallas...

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Do you play in the casinos in Shreveport? I'm originally from Shreveport and I know that a lot of people from Texas come play there quite often. I go to LSU in Baton Rouge now, though.

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I have never played poker in Shreveport in my life...the Dallas scene is too good at Shreveport was depressing the one time I went pre-poker.
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Old 07-20-2007, 05:40 PM
PrimogenitoX PrimogenitoX is offline
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Wow that is so gay. Where do you live?

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Dallas...

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I'm also in Dallas... did this happen at your place, or at a club?

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It happened at a club in Addison...I also had my old Tahoe broken into at a club in Garland...coincidence?
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