Dear Ahole

[PrimogenitoX]

To the ahole who keyed my brand new H2 tonight. Congratulations...you have spilled haterade all over my life. I will now have to spend an entire $100 on a deductible to paint over your pathetic attempt. Enjoy grinding that pathetic middle management job and watching your life slowly waste away while me and my crew of internet poker homies systematically destroy your kind and have multiple unending 5 figure months. SHIP IT. HOLLA

[mbillie1]

Keying cars is pathetic

[CaptainRocknRoll]

Unless you key your name and adress into them, that's too cool for school!

[21SuicideKing21]

Wow that is so gay. Where do you live?

[pureklas]

It's happened to my sister several times to outside her house. It's a scummy thing to do. Bad beat op.

[Grey]

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Keying cars is pathetic

[/ QUOTE ]An H2 isn't a car. It's a giant plastic thing.

[4drugmoney]

This reminds me of that part in pulp fiction. Where travolta is saying how he would of been glad to have his classic malibu keyed if he could of just caught them doing it

[Karak567]

beat: only 5-figure months

[bluey]

prob a hippie. damn hippies

[21SuicideKing21]

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prob a hippie. damn hippies

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I'm going to a school filled with them. It [censored] pisses me off.