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Old 05-26-2006, 06:05 PM
Runkmud Runkmud is offline
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Default I win Golf!!!!!

So my brother takes me out golfing, he's quite the avid golfer, playing about two or three times a month.

I on the other hand play about twice a year, could care less, treat it like an opportunity to drink and drive. Just to give you an idea of how bad I am, I only use my seven iron, pitching wedge and putter. My swing has been called an abomination at best and I try not to look at the ball when I swing, I call it Zen golf.

Anyway, so he takes me out to play, we're on a 147 yard par 3. I swing, and of course I lose the ball in the sky immediately. He's looking, says it's good, then "Oh my God, Oh my God!" bam in the cup.

Poor guy, he's been playing for 18+ years and never had a hole in one, I suck and get one.

Yaaaay me! I win golf!

Thanks for indulging me [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 05-26-2006, 06:21 PM
golfinguy5 golfinguy5 is offline
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Default Re: I win Golf!!!!!

I hate you.
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