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Old 12-01-2007, 11:45 PM
XXXNoahXXX XXXNoahXXX is offline
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Default A Brag, a beat, and a variance

Brag: Just got a bj, while watching The Wire, while drinking a beer.

Beat: Wasn't a double BJ?

Variance: Beer was Sam Adams Old Fezziwig Ale, decent but not my favorite.


I'm sure there are others who can match such a brag, but just thought I'd throw this out there for the EricW-esque losers home on a Saturday night jerking it to youporn, waiting for the 2+2 upgrade.
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Old 12-01-2007, 11:50 PM
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Default Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance

you really got me on this one
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Old 12-01-2007, 11:51 PM
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nice work
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Old 12-01-2007, 11:55 PM
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Brag: GF is coming home to blow me then I'll giver teh secks
Brag: got a pizza in the oven
Variance: it's that time of the month for her


Beat: she's not home yet
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Old 12-02-2007, 12:31 AM
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Brag: Pitt > WVU
Beat: Everybody > UK
Variance: Tennessee's all-orange unis are hideous.
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Old 12-02-2007, 12:33 AM
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Default Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance

I think Paulie Walnuts has you beat.
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Old 12-02-2007, 03:34 AM
O Fen�meno O Fen�meno is offline
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i think i have you beat
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Old 12-02-2007, 04:35 AM
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Default Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance

paulie walnuts is a dope
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Old 12-02-2007, 04:37 AM
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paulie walnuts is on the dope

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Old 12-02-2007, 04:46 AM
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beat: wasnt a triple bj am i right
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