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Old 11-28-2007, 05:08 PM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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Default Rounders 3: Internet

lsats on saturday. what with me not wanting to study, and the NVG eurorounders thread being bumped, i thought i'd present the first part of my attempt at the 3rd installment of rounders, Rounders 3: Internet






- Player sits out of a .5/1 NL table; chat scrolls along bottom left corner of screen Ė

Grimstarr (observer): Listen, hereís the thing. If pokerace canít spot the sucker in your first 5 hands at the table, then you are the sucker. See, I learned how to win a big blind at a time. But finally, Iíve learned this: if youíre too careful, your whole life can become a [censored] button steal.

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- Grimstarr reserves open seat at Ivey Deathmatch Ė

FTPDoug (observer): Not playing 3/6 buttons?
Grimstarr: Nope. Not tonight. Gimme 100 stacks of high society.
FTPDoug (observer): 100 grand. Count it.

- Black alien avatar sits in Ė

Grimstarr (narrating): He doesnít look like much, but Phil Ivey is the King of Full Tilt. Heís the one guy in the game you donít want to [censored] with, but if youíre looking for high stakes, this is the only game on the net.

Phil Ivey: gl
Grimstarr: [censored] you

Grimstarr (narrating): They all know me as a low stakes blind stealer. But thatís about to change.

- Grimstarr is dealt the K of diamonds and is the button Ė

- Phil Ivey raises to 3 thousand Ė

- Grimstarr clicks time Ė

Grimstarr (narrating): I donít have [censored] but Iím going all in. And I know heís folding. They all fold. I want him to think Iím pondering a call, but really, Iím thinking about the 50 BB Iím robbing from this sucker, and the Geo Iím going to be rolling in when I cash it out

- Grimstarr goes all in for $100,000 Ė

Phil Ivey: lol
Grimstarr (narrating): I know what he has before he does anything elseÖ

- Phil Ivey calls -

- Phil Ivey shows [Ac Ad] -

- Grimstarr shows [Ah 9d] Ė

Grimstarr (narrating): Iím a 17-1 dog, but thereís still a chanceÖ

- Flop comes As, Ks, 2d Ė

Grimstarr (narrating): Ö
Phil Ivey: gg
Grimstarr: $#@()$ you you *(%#@%$@#*(% black @$(*@$@($* I WILL MURDER YOU

- Phil Ivey wins $199,999.50 with three of a kind, Aces Ė

Grimstarr (narrating): Iíve lost everything.
Grimstarr (observer): What do I do, Mat? I have no money.
Mat Sklansky (observer): At least you still have 2+2 forums, amirite?

- Grimstarr smiles about this new glimmer of hope Ė

Grimstarr (observer): Right.
Mat Sklansky (observer): LOLOLOL! WRONG BITCH!

- Mat Sklansky launches banhammer Ė
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Old 11-28-2007, 05:09 PM
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Shotty
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Old 11-28-2007, 05:11 PM
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Default Re: Rounders 3: Internet

plz continue
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Old 11-28-2007, 05:12 PM
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[censored] awesome.

well done!
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Old 11-28-2007, 05:15 PM
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Yeah this is pretty much gold.
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Old 11-28-2007, 05:15 PM
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[ QUOTE ]

Phil Ivey: gg
Grimstarr: $#@()$ you you *(%#@%$@#*(% black @$(*@$@($* I WILL MURDER YOU


[/ QUOTE ]

awesome
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Old 11-28-2007, 05:17 PM
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Hahahaha A+
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Old 11-28-2007, 05:17 PM
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I LOL'd
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Old 11-28-2007, 05:20 PM
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Hahahaha A+

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Old 11-28-2007, 05:21 PM
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Phil Ivey: gl
Grimstarr: [censored] you

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rofl
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