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Old 11-27-2007, 08:58 PM
Chilltown Chilltown is offline
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Default Re: Is a Rounders sequel happening?

Pot...pot...pot...

It captures Pot Limit Omaha better than any bad NL hold em scene ever.
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Old 11-27-2007, 09:22 PM
PhOENiX_111 PhOENiX_111 is offline
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Default Re: Is a Rounders sequel happening?

u have too much time, go play some tourneys or hit on some chicks.
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Old 11-27-2007, 09:44 PM
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Default Re: Is a Rounders sequel happening?

[ QUOTE ]
I wrote a sequel this morning, let me know what you think

------ Opening ------

(Intro music plays)

Listen here's the thing
If you spot the guy that looks like Matt Damon
Then tell him to manage his bankroll

------ WSOP ------

(Damon sits down at the table, Doyle to his left, Slim to his right, and Chan opposite)

Damon: Johnny [censored] chan!
Chan: Hey! you're that arrogant little punk that raised me then walked out the casino
Damon: Sorry John I don't remember, but 30 grand says I know what you're all holding
Slim: I don't make a bet like that. Lets make it 500 grand
Damon: (coughs) Well, Doyle is hoping his spades are going to hold up....
Doyle: ...Er...aces full mike

(Damon does his I can't believe it look, Knish comes over to console him)

------ Outside the WSOP ------

Knish: Didn't I tell you, didn't I say don't make a bet with Amarillo Slim
Damon: You told me a lot of things
Knish: I was giving you a living mike but here's a gun instead.

(Damon puts the gun to his head)

Damon: Joey
Knish: What?
Damon: You know, I never told anyone this, but I really regret not banging Petra.

(Damon blows his head off and falls in the gutter)

------ Ending ------

(Outro music plays)

People insist on calling it a skill game
But it doesn't matter how much talent you have
If you're an egotistical moron like Mike McD
You're gonna end up broke

[/ QUOTE ]


haha this is not bad at all
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Old 11-27-2007, 09:47 PM
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Default Re: Is a Rounders sequel happening?

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Pot...pot...pot...

It captures Pot Limit Omaha better than any bad NL hold em scene ever.

[/ QUOTE ]

This.....doesn't make any sense.....
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Old 11-27-2007, 09:55 PM
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Default Re: Is a Rounders sequel happening?

haha i liked the op
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Old 11-27-2007, 10:46 PM
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Default Re: Is a Rounders sequel happening?

they already had 3 sequels to Rounders, u guys just missed it, its the Bourne trilogy, JAson bourne could not remember his past after a boating accident, so he went online and did some sit n go's, then battled Bob Stupak on the 2nd movie, then finally the latest installment movie, he went headsup with Kathy Liebert and won.
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Old 11-27-2007, 11:12 PM
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Default Re: Is a Rounders sequel happening?

[ QUOTE ]
Damon: You know, I never told anyone this, but I really regret not banging Petra

[/ QUOTE ]

QFT
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Old 11-27-2007, 11:48 PM
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Default Re: Is a Rounders sequel happening?

[ QUOTE ]
I wrote a sequel this morning, let me know what you think

------ Opening ------

(Intro music plays)

Listen here's the thing
If you spot the guy that looks like Matt Damon
Then tell him to manage his bankroll

------ WSOP ------

(Damon sits down at the table, Doyle to his left, Slim to his right, and Chan opposite)

Damon: Johnny [censored] chan!
Chan: Hey! you're that arrogant little punk that raised me then walked out the casino
Damon: Sorry John I don't remember, but 30 grand says I know what you're all holding
Slim: I don't make a bet like that. Lets make it 500 grand
Damon: (coughs) Well, Doyle is hoping his spades are going to hold up....
Doyle: ...Er...aces full mike

(Damon does his I can't believe it look, Knish comes over to console him)

------ Outside the WSOP ------

Knish: Didn't I tell you, didn't I say don't make a bet with Amarillo Slim
Damon: You told me a lot of things
Knish: I was giving you a living mike but here's a gun instead.

(Damon puts the gun to his head)

Damon: Joey
Knish: What?
Damon: You know, I never told anyone this, but I really regret not banging Petra.

(Damon blows his head off and falls in the gutter)

------ Ending ------

(Outro music plays)

People insist on calling it a skill game
But it doesn't matter how much talent you have
If you're an egotistical moron like Mike McD
You're gonna end up broke

[/ QUOTE ]

solid stuff, lol.
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Old 11-28-2007, 12:55 AM
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Default Re: Is a Rounders sequel happening?

Law Professor: "I am a Jew."

Michel: "I hate you."

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LOL! Best parody line ever. More racism in Euro-Rounders 2 please.
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Old 11-28-2007, 01:13 AM
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Default Re: Is a Rounders sequel happening?

would be great if rounders 2 coincided with online poker coming back to US
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