Oktober der Niedrige Zufriedene Faden(Oct. LC Thread)

[jesse8888]

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Seriously though, the reason I don't play limit online is because every time I did in the past I wanted to shoot myself in the face.

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It's much more satisfying to shoot others in the face. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Can't do that online either.....

[James.]

you no-poker-playing-realjob-pansies.

if you aren't man enough for the strat forums maybe you guys need to go hang out in the video game or puzzles forums.

just kidding of course. Harv, good to see you around. same for you HB. you guys take care.

[One Outer]

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A pair of "I don't play poker any more and am much happier for it" posts....just what I need to read [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Seriously though, the reason I don't play limit online is because every time I did in the past I wanted to shoot myself in the face. You guys should try playing live; you get human interaction AND worse players [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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QFT. There's a reason I don't play online anymore...

[Frond]

Good to hear from you Harv. We miss your posts a ton.

[James.]

right now i'm drunk, playing on my wife's account at a .25/.50 table and Harv's there. fulltilt. table Marlin. lol.

[Harv72b]

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right now i'm drunk, playing on my wife's account at a .25/.50 table and Harv's there. fulltilt. table Marlin. lol.

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That table was the only one I won on tonight. Coincidence? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[PokerJans]

I open QTs in MP, donkey on my left call with some others ATx flop. I bet, donkey raise, blind calls two, I call. Turn Q, I c/r and blind stares me down like a minute before folding. I value town the river and beat AK.

Like five hands later I open AA same donkey calls along with blind. 762 two clubs. I bet, donkey raises, I three, he cap. all along the blind who was fairly tight called. turn is a red 8, I bet, donkey just calls now which means I am good here 10000% o the time, blind also calls. River if the Jc and I wuss out and just check call the river to lose to donkeys J7o.

I raise 44 UTG (stfu lol), some people call, I bet and am raised on 652, just call the turn but it went a couple bets, river three and I whiff on my c/r lol I suck. but why would I ever have a 4 there, EVER.

Some people limp, I limp Th9d in the CO. Like 7 ways to the flop of QJx two diamonds. Some guy bets and I call. Turn is the 8 of diamonds and I raise. river is some stupid card and he check call. I flip my hand like it is the straight nizzles and he rolls 62d for the flush.

I won a HUGE pot with UI JJ against people who don't know how to play this game and called my value bets the whole way.

I won a HUGE pot with A7 on a AT7xA board after two bets pf like 5-6 ways, then capped OTF three ways, turn and river they just called my bets...homeboy had...KK lol.

then some stupid things happening and I left. Frond is probably there winning a million dollars right now because I gave him a lucky chip. and my chips were in fact lucky tonight.

[StrictlyStrategy]

I have lost over $6,000 and well over 300BB. Probably closer to 400.

I pretty much hate everyone who plays poker.

By the way.

Winning at showdown is virtually impossible.

[James.]

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right now i'm drunk, playing on my wife's account at a .25/.50 table and Harv's there. fulltilt. table Marlin. lol.

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That table was the only one I won on tonight. Coincidence? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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well. i know for a fact i contributed at least a few bets to your virtual stack. whatever it takes to get Harvester Dave back into the swing of things. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

like this hand for instance(memory is a bit fuzzy here):

i limp 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]7x UTG, there might be a limper, Harvester raises on the button, blinds fold(i think), i limp reraise because that's the standard play with aces these days and someone the hand prior LRR Harvester's LP raise, any limpers between us fold, Harvester caps that [censored], two to the flop.

Flop(probably 9 or so sb): Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]x [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]x nondiamond

i check, Harvester bets, i call.

Turn(5.5bb): Kx

i check, Harvester bets, there's no way he's bluffing at this point, but since i'm an optimist i weight AJ heavily into this range and decide calling down is best to "keep him honest", so i call.

River(7.5ishbb): 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

i check, Harvester bets, i think about c/r but decide he's such a fish he'll call with anytwo cards so i just valuecall. he shows K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] for a tremendous suckout postflop. damn he's lucky. they say it's better to be lucky than good, though.

as a postscript, at some point the table was chastising Harvester for his horrible play(not this hand specifically; probably a bigger picture-thing). of course i joined in the chorus(and possibly instigated a bit, just don't remember).

ah, gotta love the micros.

[Frond]

PJans, wish I could say I did well but didn't run well at all. On that table it could have easily been a 4-5 racker in a few hours with those eeriots.

PS. give your Aunt back her sunglasses dude