Chat ownage

[MikeyPatriot]

Reads: Villain recently hit a river flush and got a value bet out of my turned hidden straight. A couple hands later I 3-bet him and he says:

2make1whole: u getting mad mickey

Normally, I just let this things slide, but my name obviously isn't Mickey and the fact that he misspelled it tilts me more than the hand I lost.



MikeyPatriot: Yep
MikeyPatriot: Is that you with your dog?
SirFrizza: lol
2make1whole: i nearly went all in ud of called?
MikeyPatriot: Does your dog bark?
2make1whole: i see u hav to wear a mask
MikeyPatriot: That's not me, it's Darth Vader.
2make1whole: der i know
2make1whole: muppet
MikeyPatriot: A character from the movie "Star Wars"
MikeyPatriot: Yoda was the muppet.
2make1whole: mate come and try get ur chips
2make1whole: im waiting
MikeyPatriot: Huh? I want your chips
MikeyPatriot: I already have mine
2make1whole: i have urs 2
MikeyPatriot: No, those are yours now
MikeyPatriot: We're playing for keeps, sir.

He shut up after that.