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Have to stay in your homestate for the rest of your life and never travel again 32 56.14%
You get to leave for one weekend every three months, but, you live in Arkansas (or Alabama, if you live in Arkansas, though if you live in Arkansas, where did you get the computer, Ye Olde General store? haha, you are white trash!) 25 43.86%
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Old 06-26-2007, 01:32 AM
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lol chad
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Old 06-26-2007, 01:35 AM
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beer before grass, you're on your ass
grass before beer, you're in the clear.
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Old 06-26-2007, 01:37 AM
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beer before grass, you're on your ass
grass before beer, you're in the clear.

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QFT
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Old 06-26-2007, 01:39 AM
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OMG I DRANK 14 BEEEEEERZ THEN HAD A SHOT AND I THREW UP

ITS TRUE SEE! SEE!
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Old 06-26-2007, 01:47 AM
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I had 14 beers and had teh sex with a fatty... so...

" Drink 14 beers and you’ll have sex with a fatty and regret it for years"

so having 14 beers with without a doubt makes you have sex with a fatty, because it rhymes!!!!
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Old 06-26-2007, 01:52 AM
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beer before mickey, butt hole will get sticky

mickey before beer, you are intentionally teh queer
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:00 AM
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beer before poker, never been broker

poker before beer, its up hill from here
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:04 AM
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if you get hammered on beer, and then start to drink liquor, it is very easy to start pounding large quantities of a liquid that is much higher % alcohol, as now you are a drunken macho jackass. if you go from drinking beer to (properly) mixed drinks, it shouldn't be an issue. the problem comes when you drink the same volume of liquid, but with higher alcohol content.

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I've heard this explanation before and makes pretty good sense to me.
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:05 AM
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beer before poker, never been broker

poker before beer, its up hill from here

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Old 06-26-2007, 02:22 AM
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if you get hammered on beer, and then start to drink liquor, it is very easy to start pounding large quantities of a liquid that is much higher % alcohol, as now you are a drunken macho jackass. if you go from drinking beer to (properly) mixed drinks, it shouldn't be an issue. the problem comes when you drink the same volume of liquid, but with higher alcohol content.

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I've heard this explanation before and makes pretty good sense to me.

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well, i thought i made it up, because the whole "beer before liqour" thing didn't makes sense to me except from this angle. and then once in Madison i started doing tequila shots after we ran out of beer and i was already good and hammered, and all was revealed.
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