i need to throw this guy under a bus

whorasaurus · #1 07-18-2007, 07:17 PM

Just happened. All of these are at the same table, villain is Max2theRiver on FT, I want all of you who play low stakes to eat him alive. Happened 10 mins apart FTW.

#1

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($50.25)
MP1 ($51.95)
MP2 ($45.25)
CO :#A500AF(villain)/ ($13.80)
Button ($12.45)
SB ($27.15)
BB ($15)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero calls $0.50, 2 folds, Villain/ raises to $3, 2 folds, BB calls $2.50, Hero raises to $50.75 (All-In), Villain calls $10.80 (All-In), BB folds.

Flop: ($30.85) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($30.85) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($30.85) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $30.85

Hero has Tc Td (one pair, tens).
villain has 3d Qc (one pair, queens).
villain wins $30.85.

#2 NEXT ORBIT

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Hero ($44.50)
SB ($9.50)
BB ($34.65)
UTG ($33.25)
UTG+1 :#A500AF(villain)/ ($20.30)
MP1 ($16.50)
MP2 ($47.40)
CO ($18)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.50, UTG+1 Villain raises to $2.25, 3 folds, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, UTG folds, UTG+1 Villain raises to $22.55 (All-In), Hero calls $15.30.

Flop: ($41.85) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($41.85) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($41.85) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $41.85

villain has As Qs (two pair, aces and twos).
Hero has Qh Qd (two pair, queens and twos).
Outcome: villain wins $41.85.

#3 JUST A LITTLE TILT AMIRITE?? ITS OK I GOT MORE MONIES

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Hero ($49.50)
BB ($7.25)
UTG ($50)
UTG+1 ($32)
MP1 :#A500AF(villain)/ ($42.10)
MP2 ($18.65)
CO ($46.40)
Button ($24.30)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
2 folds, Villain raises to $4.5, 3 folds, Hero raises to $20.25, 1 fold, Villain raises to $46.6 (All-In), Hero calls $22.10.

Flop: ($85.20) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($85.20) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($85.20) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $85.20

Hero has Ts Td (two pair, tens and fours).
villain has 5d As (two pair, aces and fours).
Outcome: villain wins $85.20.

#4 ROFL LOOK AT EXPONENTIAL INCREASING STACKZ SIZES

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Hero ($49.50)
MP1 ($6.50)
MP2 ($50)
CO ($42.50)
Button :#A500AF(villain)/ ($70.70)
SB ($22.85)
BB ($50.60)
UTG ($15.80)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.5, 3 folds, Button Villain raises to $2.5, 2 folds, Hero raises to $15.5, Button Villain raises to $73.2 (All-In), Hero calls $35.50 (All-In).

Flop: ($102.75) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($102.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($102.75) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $102.75

Hero has Ks Ad (one pair, sixes).
villain has Ac 6c (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: villain wins $102.75.

GO WAKE UP EMIL AND DIE IN A GREASE FIRE

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Windforce · #2 07-18-2007, 07:20 PM

would you kill someone for some cheeseburgers?

mrjetguy · #3 07-18-2007, 07:25 PM

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would you kill someone for some cheeseburgers?

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How many?

CaptUnlucky · #4 07-18-2007, 07:27 PM

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villain is Max2theRiver on FT, I want all of you who play low stakes to eat him alive.

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Won't be hard, because they're actually decent players.

SneakyFerret · #5 07-18-2007, 07:27 PM

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would you kill someone for some cheeseburgers?

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I'd kill you for a cheeseburger right now

Jiggs77 · #6 07-18-2007, 07:32 PM

Why are you getting all-in preflop each time?

MaxRaises · #7 07-18-2007, 07:34 PM

Please don't throw me under a bus

poker_n00b · #8 07-18-2007, 08:59 PM

arrrrrrrrrrrrrr in. plz jesus one time god damnit i will glorify ur name ffs.

mixmastered · #9 07-18-2007, 09:22 PM

never folding TT preflop 100BB deep is unexploitable

2weak · #10 07-18-2007, 09:25 PM