BIRTHDAY BRAG

[Xanta]

So today's my 19th (legal in Ontario, Canada) and so I decide to have some fun and try to win some bar money for tonight playing 200NL HU. I have <1k hands HU experience in my life so FU if you think I played poorly. Villain was dumb and spewtarded anyways.

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

BB: $189.76
Hero (SB): $207.00

Reads: <font color="blue">BASTARD</font>

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB calls $1.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $10.00</font>, Hero calls $4.00

Flop: ($20) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $28.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $80.00</font>, BB calls $52.00

Turn: ($180) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $117.00</font>, <font color="blue">BB times down to the last second of his time bank, then</font>
BB calls all-in for $99.76
Uncalled bet of $17.24 returned to Hero

River: ($379.52) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $379.52 ($1 Rake)

BB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and LOST (-$189.76)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$188.76)


TAKE THAT YOU [censored] SLOWROLLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DONT YOU KNOW YOU CANT BEAT ME ON MAH BIRFDAY????

[LeezZard]

I hope you said something like, "Outplayed" or "best hand won"

[Xanta]

He left shortly after, but I did get in a BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLED

[Donkey-Milker]

this makes me happy.

you desered the pot. DUCY?

happy berfday

[dtan05]

this thread made me smile

[CmnDwnWrkn]

happy birthday!

[RichAM]

haha, nh sir

[88jayhawks]

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Reads: <font color="blue">BASTARD</font>


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awesome

[Event Duality]

I always wish this would happen to me when I get slowrolled, but it never does. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Very nice, though, and happy birthday.

[pnazari]

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this makes me happy.

you desered the pot. DUCY?

happy berfday

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