I need to become a B-list celebrity

[nyc999]

From today's Daily News:

"Other sightings at the Utah fest: Jamie Kennedy having some surprising luck with the ladies. The line 'Can I touch your t—?' doesn't usually work, but it sure did for him - several women at the Myspace party Sunday at Tao allowed the comic to fondle them. 'Let's make out' also worked"

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[DrewDevil]

Jay Mohr's standard pickup line "Wanna have sex?" worked to great success, according to my cousin who lives in L.A.

[CappyAA]

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Jay Mohr's standard pickup line "Wanna have sex?" worked to great success, according to my cousin who lives in L.A.

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That's hilarious. Whenever I think of stuff like this, I instantly think of Chris Berman's famous "You're with me, leather." line he pulled out on a chick in a bar, instantly getting her to leave the bar with him.

[gumpzilla]

WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO?

[DrewDevil]

I also wonder what I would choose to have if I were an major A-lister like Brad Pitt...

monogamous relationships with other A-list hotties like Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie

or

a huge harem of starlets, porn stars and one night stands with the hundreds of non-famous hotties who threw themselves at me

I think I'd choose B.

[DrewDevil]

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WHO WANTS TO SEX DIKEMBE?

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[CappyAA]

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I also wonder what I would choose to have if I were an major A-lister like Brad Pitt...

monogamous relationships with other A-list hotties like Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie

or

a huge harem of starlets, porn stars and one night stands with the hundreds of non-famous hotties who threw themselves at me

I think I'd choose B.

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Seriously. I mean, Charlie Sheen has supposedly banged 5000+ chicks in his life. You gotta figure a major A-lister like Brad Pitt could easily have that number if he wanted.

Sheen also probably has herpes, the clap, and various other STD's.

[El Diablo]

nyc,

D-list is probably fine for your needs, actually. Just get yourself on TV.

[nyc999]

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I also wonder what I would choose to have if I were an major A-lister like Brad Pitt...

monogamous relationships with other A-list hotties like Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie

or

a huge harem of starlets, porn stars and one night stands with the hundreds of non-famous hotties who threw themselves at me

I think I'd choose B.

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I imagine after several years of B, Pitt then decided to move to A. He probably still dabbles with exceptional women - after all, he cheated on Aniston.

I feel like SJJ could chime in with some behind-the-scenes knowledge.

[El Diablo]

All,

I wonder what sort of chicks really, huge, disgusting, ugly fat celebrities pull. Hollywood folks, any inside scoop?

Not that he falls into that category at all, but I wonder what level of chicks George from Seinfeld could get.