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Old 08-13-2006, 06:23 PM
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Default Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning

Just got back from the Borgata where I cashed out 5k from the 5/10nl game.

Then, when I stopped to get a grilled stuft chicken burrito at taco bell, I saw a disabled pigeon about 10-15 feet away (dirty [censored] jersey). I had a large Pepsi in my hand and 5g's in my back pocket. I then did the only logical thing in this situation and scored a direct hit on the pigeon with the pepsi. The pepsi splashed up all over my new A4 that I washed not 2 hours before. Thats right....


PIGEOWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-13-2006, 06:36 PM
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Default Re: Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning

bastard

P.S. Pigeon getting hit by bus > hit by Pepsi,
let it die quickly.
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Old 08-13-2006, 06:38 PM
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So...you're a dirtbag?
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Old 08-13-2006, 06:40 PM
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Default Re: Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning

Don't hate me because my aim is so good.

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Old 08-13-2006, 06:40 PM
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Default Re: Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning

animal abuse.. nice nice
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Old 08-13-2006, 06:41 PM
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yeah seriously, nice one Randy Johnson.
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Old 08-13-2006, 06:42 PM
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Default Re: Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning

Tell me if you saw this happen in real life you wouldn't laugh. I doubt it.

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Old 08-13-2006, 06:42 PM
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Default Re: Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning

Fking hilarious story

"I then did the only logical thing in this situation and scored a direct hit on the pigeon with the pepsi."
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Old 08-13-2006, 06:44 PM
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Default Re: Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning

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yeah seriously, nice one Randy Johnson.

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Difference is, Randy Johnson has had years practice throwing the baseball, so it is only natural that he hit the pigeon. I on the other hand have only thrown a full large cup of pepsi once and I scored my direct hit...



p.s. whats with BBV being pc when it comes to animal abuse??? it wasn't a cat or dog, it was a disabled [censored] pigeon.
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Old 08-13-2006, 06:49 PM
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the 2+2 community seems to have a relative soft spot for animals i think, or at least from what i've gathered from a few recent animal/pet posts. anyway-
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