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Old 07-14-2007, 01:28 PM
Nielsio Nielsio is offline
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Default Poo fling poetry

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $206.35
Hero (BB): $200.00
UTG: $88.10
CO: $334.30
BTN: $350.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG calls $2.00, 2 folds, SB calls $1.00, Hero checks

Flop: ($6) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $5.00</font>, UTG folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $10.00</font>, Hero calls $5.00

Turn: ($26) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $12.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $45.00</font>, SB calls $33.00

River: ($116) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $96.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $149.35</font>, Hero calls all-in for $47.00
Uncalled bet of $6.35 returned to SB

Pot Size: $402.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ([8c 9h] a full house, Eights full of Nines) and LOST (-$200.00)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Queens) and WON (+$199.00)






Berate plz.
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Old 07-14-2007, 01:31 PM
Kirbynator Kirbynator is offline
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Default Re: Poo fling poetry

I don't get it.
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Old 07-14-2007, 01:34 PM
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Default Re: Poo fling poetry

[ ]thread delivers
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Old 07-14-2007, 01:39 PM
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Default Re: Poo fling poetry

[ ] OP finally learned how to make good posts after 6,000 attempts.
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Old 07-14-2007, 01:44 PM
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Default Re: Poo fling poetry

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[ ] OP finally learned how to make good posts after 6,000 attempts.

[/ QUOTE ]

this is really true. he's just awful, huh?
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Old 07-14-2007, 02:06 PM
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Default Re: Poo fling poetry

[ QUOTE ]
Turn: ($26) Q (2 Players)
SB bets $12.00, Hero raises to $24.00, SB calls $12.00

[/ QUOTE ]

Would have been better imo.
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Old 07-14-2007, 03:54 PM
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The thread title is misleading, DUCY?
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Old 07-14-2007, 04:02 PM
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Default Re: Poo fling poetry

Worst hand ever, how could on possibly run into a boat over boat situation. Smoothcalling FTW.
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