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Old 04-10-2007, 08:16 PM
nichtsnutz nichtsnutz is offline
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Default You know you play too much poker if...

Let's do this BBV. I'll start:

...you tell the waitress to "ship it!" after you order.

gogogo
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:01 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

wear diapers
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:05 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

[ QUOTE ]
Let's do this BBV. I'll start:

...you tell the waitress to "ship it!" after you order.

gogogo

[/ QUOTE ]

hahahahahahahaha

heres one: you subconciously type donkaments after every lol
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:07 PM
PsYcOsNiPeR PsYcOsNiPeR is offline
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

when you are eating dinner with your parents and you tell your mom the necklace she is wearing is balla
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:11 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

before you make decisions you base them enirely on EV
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:12 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

you attempt to calculate your risk of ruin while speeding
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:13 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

All these things have to do with being addicted to 2p2, not poker.

They are also evidence of being a SIHB.
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:13 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

I used to not play poker...
Before this time; donkaments, holla, balla, rcm (retarded calling monkey), and ship it are the top 10 words i SAY/THINK of daily.
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:14 PM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

u figure out every purchase in terms of BI's
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:14 PM
hra146 hra146 is offline
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

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All these things have to do with being addicted to 2p2, not poker.

They are also evidence of being a SIHB.

[/ QUOTE ]

this is very true... but hell, are we gonna make a seperate thread now?
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