Fig Newtons

[Mr. Met]

I grabbed a pack of Fig Newtons from the kitchen at work and thought they were both delicious and satisfying but i was later told that they were filthy rubbish so i ask you

[Tartufo]

We have special thread for this now:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post13169660

[Dr. Spaceman]

[Borodog]

Fig Newtons are like Troy ounces.

[ZOMG_RIGGED!]

The fig ones are only ok, but back in the day there used to be a million flavors. Just thinking about it gave me a food boner. This must be what its like to be Dids

[MortalWombat]

When I was young I used to take a handful, eat the crust off them, then mash the fig centers into a ball and eat it like a piece of fruit.

[Wheelzie]

suckiest snack food ever

[Borodog]

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Fig Newtons are like Troy ounces.

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And Nautical miles.

[illeagle]

Hey you know what sounds yummy? Can you find a mashed up fruit the color of sheep [censored] with the consistency of sand? Yeah just flavor it with some sugar, it'll be great. No really, just wrap it in a thin layer of bread crust, it'll be great.

[xSCWx]

I read somewhere that a guy a while back saw his horse eating a Fig Newton and he laughed so hard he died from it.

Someone find it, I think it was on Wikipedia.

edit: I don't think it was a horse or a fig newton, but here it is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_hilarity