lol 1-2 no limit

im a model · #1 07-30-2007, 10:19 AM

i got up at like 6am and went to venetian but there was no 5-10 because it was like 7am. so i usually go to bellagio or wynn but i was like four somas deep (recreational muscle relaxant) and i couldnt walk very good so i went to the mirage. they didnt have any 5-10 either or even 2-5 so i went on the 1-2 list. and while i was waiting, there was this asian skank sitting in front of me playing limit and i could gander a good 2 inches of her buttcrack and she kept fussing with her shirt and pants but they were just too low rider. and im not into asians--they dont quite look human to me (heyyyyy, no ban)--but i wouldnt have minded spreading her buttcheeks and thrusting my weener up her butt (if you catch my drift).

anyway, 1-2:

UTG raises to $9, 3 folds, hero looks at cards and has A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], hero calls, 4 folds.

flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

punk frat kid villain with a hat on weak-leads $10, hero states, "not on my watch, jerkass" and raises to $30, dealer tells hero to watch his language, villain calls.

turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

villain bets $40. hero realizes hes beat and villain must have Q9 or a set. hero just doesnt want to fold and rationalizes that maybe villain is on a flush draw. hero calls.

river: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

villain goes all in for $72. hero is distraught. there is nothing i can beat but i dont want to fold. hero rationalizes that he can call because of the intrinsic value of his hand over a random hand. hero calls.

villain shows J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU FAAAAAAAAAAACE

then i went and bought ice cream and watched the tiger. magnificent beast.