Evening Turbo GOGOGOGO

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Recipe For a Turbo: (Makes 1 Turbo, serving 13 people)

Ingredients:

9 Tasty HomeBaked Goodies (HBGs)
1 Gingerbread Man
3 Mass-Produced Impostors (MPIs) , including one ultimate evil: the REDUCED FAT Alpha Cookie

1) Combine HBGs, Seer, and MPIs. Mix well to incorporate.
2) Let mixture rest for 25 minutes. While the mixture rests, the cookies must choose one of their own to be devoured by a hungry toddler.
3) After 20 minutes, it is Snack Time for 5 minutes. All cookies must be absolutely quiet during Snack Time, to avoid the hungry toddler noticing them. If the toddler notices you, he may gobble YOU instead of the elected goodie!
4) The GingerBread Man is fearless. He sneaks around at Snack Time and looks at the cookies to see who is who. However, he must be quick and only has time to get to one cookie per Snack Time.
5) The Mass-Produced Impostors do not worry about getting devoured. There are more of them available at the local grocery store. Every Snack Time, they push a HBG off the counter and onto the floor, where it breaks down into crumbs.
6) Baking times are approximate! If a majority vote is reached, Snack Time will fall early!