First time at Strip club (Long)

[Eagles]

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you should print out your post, put it in a shoebox and stick it in the back of your closet. I guaruntee you will have a really good luagh a few years from now when you forget all about it and find it while cleaning out your room.

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Alobar is very smart

[TripleH68]

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Okay so first part in the private booth we talked first about simple [censored] like her age, she said she was really stoked to finally leave in like 25 minutes. She had not ate any food, etc.

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I remember my (first) bachelor party. Drunk out of my mind at a strip club and the guys buy me this private dance with the hottest stripper. I vaguely remember blabbing to her about how beautiful she was. I vaguely remember her asking if I wanted to double up on the time. I vaguely remember saying hell yes...

I clearly remember her making fun of me in front of anyone who would listen that I couldn't get it up. Bitch.

[Jim14Qc]

WTF is up w/ strip clubs in US? I'm 18 too and went for the first time about a month ago w/ some friends for the fun of it, and I was given a dance in a private booth by a blonde hottie (small [censored] but looked good). Point is, first thing she told me while going upstairs (where booths are) is that I can touch anywhere except puss and can't kiss her... I'm pretty sure that's standard here, as it was at the classiest strip club of the city. Oh and she was obv naked halfway through first song...

[Klompy]

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Point is, first thing she told me while going upstairs (where booths are) is that I can touch anywhere except puss and can't kiss her... I'm pretty sure that's standard here,

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Different strippers have different rules, but this is pretty much standard everywhere I've been.

[ACG2x]

[x] Stripper forgot OP existed 5 seconds after lap dance was over
[x] Image below should be OP's new avatar
[ ] OP should even consider trying to hook up with this girl

[HonestRyan]

I have seen this scenario happen 100xs. and I am gonna give you the best advice ever in this thread.
" Strippers are Rippers ". they will only want you for your money, and or drugs and thats it. please dont have any fantasy or illusions about getting with one. If you want to fk one go get a prostitute, cuz $500 is nothing to a stripper.

[ChoicestHops]

I've been around a lot of strippers. One of my best friend's dad is like the strip club kingpin here and [censored] a different 18 yo stripper once a week and he's like 45. When he goes to the strip club he will spend a couple hundred easy and the girls realize this. After they want to get with him the girl will move in for a few weeks and he will buy her a new mustang or some [censored] and get his fix. A few weeks later he will dump her and give the car to another stripper. It's all about the money, and he has it. The sooner you realize this the better. Don't fall in love with a stripper - I've seen hundreds and they are all the same.

[AlexM]

You need to watch the South Park episode "Raisins".

[MaxWeiss]

The general advice on this forum will probably be "go [censored] ten other strippers, and see if this one is still so great..."

[Duke]

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I'm surprised the dancers don't scurry like cockroaches being attacked by a giant bottle of RAID.

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From their perspective, wouldn't a standard bottle of RAID already be gigantic?