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Old 11-15-2007, 02:05 AM
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Ron Paul has stated that when elected, as part of his anti-government views, he will turn off the government-run forcefield which prevents the forces of darkness from breaking into this dimension.
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:17 AM
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Ron Paul's first act of office will be passing a constitutional amendment allowing a "national baby punching day".

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FYP- Ron Paul is a man of principle.
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:18 AM
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Ron Paul will end the war on drugs, releasing many African Americans into the streets. He'll also decrease government regulations of the market, allowing the Jews to take over. The resulting surge of rapes, murders, stereo thefts, and mult-million dollar Bar Mitzvahs will help justify his eugenics programs. Stormfront, Adanthar, Redbean, and Josem have it all figured out. Why don't you guys.
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Old 11-15-2007, 02:58 AM
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Hmmm, me thinks we should put this into some type of collection. These are all rather comical. Not at all what I intended with this thread, but it's funny none the less.
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Old 11-15-2007, 04:53 AM
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When elected, RP will force any Congressman who votes against his plans to sit thru a OBG/YN visit with a RLY fat woman.
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Old 11-15-2007, 05:00 AM
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Ron Paul will end the war on drugs, releasing many African Americans into the streets. He'll also decrease government regulations of the market, allowing the Jews to take over. The resulting surge of rapes, murders, stereo thefts, and mult-million dollar Bar Mitzvahs will help justify his eugenics programs. Stormfront, Adanthar, Redbean, and Josem have it all figured out. Why don't you guys.


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winner
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Old 11-15-2007, 07:34 AM
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HES A PHONEY

....and he really does hate black people
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Old 11-15-2007, 08:52 AM
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He is against the right to burn flags based on the bills he introduced.
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Old 11-15-2007, 10:05 AM
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Ron Paul will end the war on drugs, releasing many African Americans into the streets. He'll also decrease government regulations of the market, allowing the Jews to take over. The resulting surge of rapes, murders, stereo thefts, and mult-million dollar Bar Mitzvahs will help justify his eugenics programs. Stormfront, Adanthar, Redbean, and Josem have it all figured out. Why don't you guys.

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WINNAR!!
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Old 11-15-2007, 10:06 AM
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He is against the right to burn flags based on the bills he introduced.

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lol, too serious for this thread [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

(Incidentally, bill he intro'd to vote against)
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