Most ridiculous 3/6 session ever

[LazyD]

That is the sickest session ever. That dude sat and bluff shoved 1k on the river and showed, if I'd seen this first I obv would have snap called. @#$!

Different villian, same time u were playing:

Full Tilt Poker, $3/$6 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

Hero (SB): $2,927.50
BB: $2,357.40

Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $18</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $79</font>, Hero calls $61

Flop: ($158) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $88</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $225</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $777</font>, Hero calls $552

Turn: ($1,712) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $1,501.40 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $1,501.40

River: ($4,714.80) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $4,714.80 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Sevens full of Sixes) and WON $4,714.30 (+$2,356.90 NET)
BB showed J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sixes) and LOST (-$2,357.40 NET)
`no more story since he didn't reload

[DannyOcean_]

brag imo: second on all the waiting lists.

[Bipolar00]

For the right price i will sit on FTP and watch for this guy to sit and notify whoever wants to play him, kinda like the guy sbrugby hired....

PM offers.

[DannyOcean_]

and the beats keep comin

Full Tilt Poker Game #4165381381: Table Diag (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:56:06 ET - 2007/11/13
Seat 1: mu_empire ($274)
Seat 2: Pasterbator ($1,036.50)
mu_empire posts the small blind of $3
Pasterbator posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
mu_empire raises to $18
Pasterbator calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Jc Th Qc]
Pasterbator has 15 seconds left to act
Pasterbator checks
mu_empire has 15 seconds left to act
mu_empire bets $24
Pasterbator raises to $85
mu_empire has 15 seconds left to act
mu_empire raises to $256, and is all in
Pasterbator calls $171
mu_empire shows [Qs Ks]
Pasterbator shows [Tc Js]
*** TURN *** [Jc Th Qc] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [Jc Th Qc Qh] [6h]
mu_empire shows three of a kind, Queens
Pasterbator shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
mu_empire wins the pot ($547.50) with three of a kind, Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $548 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jc Th Qc Qh 6h]
Seat 1: mu_empire (small blind) showed [Qs Ks] and won ($547.50) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: Pasterbator (big blind) showed [Tc Js] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks

[DannyOcean_]

more of the same [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Full Tilt Poker Game #4165453773: Table Coot (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:03:11 ET - 2007/11/13
Seat 1: Pasterbator ($941.50)
Seat 2: mu_empire ($536.50)
Pasterbator posts the small blind of $3
mu_empire posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Pasterbator raises to $18
mu_empire has 15 seconds left to act
mu_empire raises to $54
Pasterbator raises to $155
mu_empire has 15 seconds left to act
mu_empire raises to $536.50, and is all in
Pasterbator calls $381.50
mu_empire shows [Js Jd]
Pasterbator shows [Ad Qs]
*** FLOP *** [Ts 5s 6c]
*** TURN *** [Ts 5s 6c] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 5s 6c 9d] [7s]
mu_empire shows a pair of Jacks
Pasterbator shows Ace Queen high
mu_empire wins the pot ($1,072.50) with a pair of Jacks
Pasterbator adds $195
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,073 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ts 5s 6c 9d 7s]
Seat 1: Pasterbator (small blind) showed [Ad Qs] and lost with Ace Queen high
Seat 2: mu_empire (big blind) showed [Js Jd] and won ($1,072.50) with a pair of Jacks

[DannyOcean_]

MU catches trip aces on the flop and expert c/c the flop and turn before *gasp* checking the river.

[Shattered]

Watching this thread makes me physically ill. Just the fact that you haven't killed yourself makes you a hero.

[nath]

LOL wow when i read the OP I was like "I wonder what the chances are that it's mu [censored] empire"

I lost $3100 to him a couple days ago at 2/4 in similar fashion

[nath]

also i keep reading table "Diag" as table "Diagf"

[DannyOcean_]

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also i keep reading table "Diag" as table "Diagf"

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lol me too

fight the good fight railbirds, im out. bniss to take care of.