***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[Mr_Donktastic]

ahhhhhhhhhh satellites tilt me so hard.

i can't win a flip or 60/40 or even whatever [censored] like this is:

PokerStars Game #13316322176: Tournament #66649635, $36+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/11/18 - 11:37:39 (ET)
Table '66649635 33' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: kmg81 (1470 in chips)
Seat 2: dwntwnbowtie (670 in chips)
Seat 3: Ryan Palmer (1620 in chips)
Seat 4: Peppe10 (2150 in chips)
Seat 5: Reb3186 (810 in chips)
Seat 6: todorojo22 (1430 in chips)
Seat 7: kaydartone (740 in chips)
Seat 8: Randy96 (3060 in chips)
Seat 9: automatiques (1470 in chips)
dwntwnbowtie: posts small blind 10
Ryan Palmer: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ryan Palmer [Ac 8c]
Peppe10: folds
Reb3186: folds
todorojo22: folds
kaydartone: folds
Randy96: folds
automatiques: folds
kmg81: folds
dwntwnbowtie: calls 10
Ryan Palmer: raises 1600 to 1620 and is all-in
dwntwnbowtie: calls 650 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [7h Ks 2h]
*** TURN *** [7h Ks 2h] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [7h Ks 2h 9h] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dwntwnbowtie: shows [Ah 4d] (a flush, Ace high)
Ryan Palmer: shows [Ac 8c] (high card Ace)
Ryan Palmer said, "sdafsadfsad"
dwntwnbowtie collected 1340 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1340 | Rake 0
Board [7h Ks 2h 9h 3h]
Seat 1: kmg81 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: dwntwnbowtie (small blind) showed [Ah 4d] and won (1340) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: Ryan Palmer (big blind) showed [Ac 8c] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: Peppe10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Reb3186 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: todorojo22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: kaydartone folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Randy96 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: automatiques folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[zyrrth]

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what is it like $10?

[/ QUOTE ]

11 iirc

[Mr_Donktastic]

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[ QUOTE ]
what is it like $10?

[/ QUOTE ]

11 iirc

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ok i'll stake you for 70% of total - pm stars sn

[too eazy]

i might win the sunday mill today

[m bozeman]

Im in.

[rdrr]

lol I'm running so ridiculously hot at NL100 this is unreal [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Levy gets punished after making a nice read, [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

PokerStars Game #13318851296: Hold'em Pot Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/11/18 - 13:54:44 (ET)
Table 'Myrrha' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: bagger79 ($88 in chips)
Seat 2: achen ($103.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Coopercabra ($46 in chips)
Seat 5: oosterenpasi ($41.45 in chips)
Seat 6: ChrysG ($77.55 in chips)
Seat 7: Levy Process ($95.50 in chips)
Seat 8: ThaiPhoon ($99.55 in chips)
Seat 9: obxfishn ($19.65 in chips)
Coopercabra: posts small blind $0.50
oosterenpasi: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to achen [7c 7h]
ChrysG: folds
Levy Process: raises $2 to $3
ThaiPhoon: folds
obxfishn: folds
bagger79: folds
achen: calls $3
Coopercabra: calls $2.50
oosterenpasi: folds
*** FLOP *** [6c 5d 4c]
Coopercabra: checks
Levy Process: bets $7
achen: raises $23 to $30
Coopercabra: folds
Levy Process: raises $62.50 to $92.50 and is all-in
achen: calls $62.50
*** TURN *** [6c 5d 4c] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [6c 5d 4c 2d] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Levy Process: shows [9h 9s] (a pair of Nines)
achen: shows [7c 7h] (a straight, Four to Eight)
achen collected $192 from pot
achen said, "nc"
Levy Process said, "lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $195 | Rake $3
Board [6c 5d 4c 2d 8d]
Seat 1: bagger79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: achen (button) showed [7c 7h] and won ($192) with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 3: Coopercabra (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: oosterenpasi (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: ChrysG folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Levy Process showed [9h 9s] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 8: ThaiPhoon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: obxfishn folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Paul Levy]

Lol, glad you did post the hand in the end. Actually you were stronger than I thought, I figured that with everybody and his dog pwning me this week you were trying to scare me with air.

[AlexB182]

Seriously now, WTF!!!???

FullTiltPoker Game #4217734591: Table Cavaliers - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:24:54 ET - 2007/11/18
Seat 1: farseek ($13.75)
Seat 2: Lefong ($45.50)
Seat 3: finalscore38 ($33.35)
Seat 4: JX5452 ($19.05)
Seat 5: PlatoThePretty ($71.10)
Seat 6: AlexB182 ($75.35)
Seat 7: croke36 ($25.70)
Seat 8: xx Elwood xx ($202.35)
Seat 9: lampenludwig ($20.95)
croke36 posts the small blind of $0.25
xx Elwood xx posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AlexB182 [Jd Ad]
lampenludwig folds
farseek folds
Lefong folds
finalscore38 calls $0.50
JX5452 raises to $1
PlatoThePretty folds
AlexB182 has 15 seconds left to act
AlexB182 calls $1
croke36 folds
xx Elwood xx folds
finalscore38 calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [Ah 5d 8d]
finalscore38 checks
JX5452 bets $0.50
AlexB182 raises to $3
finalscore38 folds
JX5452 raises to $18.05, and is all in
AlexB182 calls $15.05
JX5452 shows [Td Kd]
AlexB182 shows [Jd Ad]
*** TURN *** [Ah 5d 8d] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [Ah 5d 8d Jh] [Qh]
JX5452 shows a straight, Ace high
AlexB182 shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
JX5452 wins the pot ($37.90) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $39.85 | Rake $1.95
Board: [Ah 5d 8d Jh Qh]
Seat 1: farseek didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Lefong didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: finalscore38 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: JX5452 showed [Td Kd] and won ($37.90) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 5: PlatoThePretty didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: AlexB182 (button) showed [Jd Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 7: croke36 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: xx Elwood xx (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: lampenludwig didn't bet (folded)

This honestly has to be on of the worst bad beats EVER!
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6,599,061 games 4.516 secs 1,461,262 games/sec

Board: Ah 5d 8d
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 97.577% 99.46% 00.00% 6563717 0.00 { AdJd }
Hand 1: 02.423% 02.47% 00.00% 163022 0.00 { KdTd }

[Chargers In 07]

[ QUOTE ]
Hand 0: 97.577% 99.46% 00.00% 6563717 0.00 { AdJd }
Hand 1: 02.423% 02.47% 00.00% 163022 0.00 { KdTd }

[/ QUOTE ] That's pretty funny. Sklansky bucks FTW!!!

[zyrrth]

ship ship ship

Poker Stars, $10 + $1 NL Hold'em Tournament, 25/50 Blinds, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP2: 1,825
CO: 820
BTN: 4,005
SB: 2,320
BB: 4,070
Hero (UTG): 3,015
UTG+1: 3,225
MP1: 7,715

Pre-Flop: (75) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to 200</font>, UTG+1 calls 200, 6 folds, BB calls 150

Flop: (625) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets 600</font>, UTG+1 folds, <font color="red">BB raises to 3,870 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls 2,215 and is All-In

Turn: (6,255) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (6,255) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 6,255 Pot
BB showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Sevens) and LOST (-3,015 NET)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and WON 6,255 (+3,240 NET)