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Old 10-23-2007, 05:51 PM
ebepse ebepse is offline
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Default Re: I will Bless your game: no deposit required.

just by reading this post i have had a massive upswong

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Old 10-23-2007, 05:53 PM
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hi god, did you intelligently design my appendix??
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Old 10-23-2007, 06:00 PM
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Apefish: Your request for powerful foreskin has been granted. Go forth, My son, and use it for the Greater Good.
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Old 10-23-2007, 06:11 PM
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k im gonna run good alright?
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Old 10-23-2007, 06:44 PM
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I am ready willing and able to orally pleasure an aged, decrepit and syphilitic baboon of your choosing if you do something to undoomswitch my FT account. See how good and pure I am? I'm not even asking for a boomswitch, just an undoomswitching so that people dont hit flushes and full houses on the river ALL THE [censored] TIME leaving me sobbing with incoherent range and left a babbling mess as i futilely crush the keyboard against the wall in anger as my bankroll goes down and down and down and sit alone in the darkness rocking back and forth breathing in little gasps and saying kill kill kill under my breath before going to the kitchen and getting the knife and going outside with a twisted leer on my face and stalking the darkened streets looking for prey...

*ahem*

Please undoomswitch me

Thanks

Bye!
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Old 10-23-2007, 08:13 PM
PsYcOsNiPeR PsYcOsNiPeR is offline
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baruch atah hashem alokeinu melach haolam, make me run g00t. amen.
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Old 10-23-2007, 08:15 PM
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baruch atah hashem alokeinu melach haolam, make me run g00t. amen.

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<font color="red">English only at the table, please.</font>
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Old 10-23-2007, 08:23 PM
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i would like to be blessed with a superuser account, please. thanks.
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Old 10-23-2007, 08:41 PM
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God,

Please let me win $1k before rakeback the next two weeks. Please.
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Old 10-23-2007, 09:04 PM
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GOD bring back tribecca!!
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