jokes you've made IRL that flopped

[ScottieK]

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A close friend was involved in a relationship with a married woman. After weeks of begging for anal sex, she finally obliged. As they concluded, she made her way to the bathroom and said "Oh God I'm bleeding".

Casually, he stated, "Don't worry, I know how to sew". Needless to say, this did not go over well with her.

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Yowza. Definitely one you tell your friends afterwards, because they will appreciate it more.

Trying to think of one of my many bombed jokes, but I can't right now. Probably a missed movie reference or something like that.

ScottieK