Do you think I should join the marine corps?

spaceman Bryce · #1 03-01-2006, 11:15 AM

So yeah, I have a hangover and realize that my life is way in the dumper

1.) My friends are all psychotic. Most have been arrested/ moved/gone totally insane
2.) because of all the stuff Ive been doing, I'm doing crappy in school still.
3. I have a large debt(at least large for me)
4. My mind is splitting and I seriously have a death wish.

So I was looking for a solution.I could only find the solution of kill myself. But after really thinking about it, I think joining the marine corps is a good idea.?!?
so this is why
1.) i want to die anyway this is a good opportunity
2.) I will escape all the problems I have by bieng wisked to boot camp( I have been to a boot camp before(instead of community service this was a dumb decision. so I know the kind of torture it will bring
3.) I dont know I like the outdoors.

Is this another worst idea ever? thoughts please...

spaceman Bryce · #2 03-01-2006, 11:16 AM

Also what is the minimum amount of service?2 years or 4?

Gildwulf · #3 03-01-2006, 11:16 AM

You are the perfect candidate for the Marines. Go forth, my son, and kill for the USA.

amplify · #4 03-01-2006, 11:16 AM

Best idea ever, you will hate it so much the rest of your life will seem like a party.

Brainwalter · #5 03-01-2006, 11:18 AM

I would definitely guess Marine Corps > killing self. Don't know that it's your best option overall.

ChipWrecked · #6 03-01-2006, 11:18 AM

Trip report!

spaceman Bryce · #7 03-01-2006, 11:18 AM

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You are the perfect candidate for the Marines. Go forth, my son, and kill for the USA.

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sarcasm? Yeah I know. It would be pretty odd. I am a pacifist hippy mentally imbalanced marine corp member rawr.Yups.

spaceman Bryce · #8 03-01-2006, 11:19 AM

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Best idea ever, you will hate it so much the rest of your life will seem like a party.

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yeah but wtf am i suppossed to do?

Gildwulf · #9 03-01-2006, 11:20 AM

No, I think if you have no fear of death you will make a great soldier.

4_2_it · #10 03-01-2006, 11:20 AM

Become a hit man. The life is more glamorous and the pay is better. As an added benefit, you will most likely die a less painful death (unless you are caught banging the Don's granddaughters).