My first contract hit

[Borodog]

Matt Flynn,

I like your code of having to eat annoying animals in order to justify killing them.

If only someone would eat Rosie O'Donnell.

[4_2_it]

Matt,

I hope the Las Vegas Gun Range can provide you with woodpecker shaped targets.

FWIW, we had a cardinal that did this on our bedroom window for years; however, he never did while we were asleep or else I would have sought a similar solution.

[limon]

if anyone needs a lifecoach, ill do it. no joke. big picture stuff all the way down to the nitty gritty of how to do/accomplish things.

[Matt Flynn]

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Matt Flynn,

I like your code of having to eat annoying animals in order to justify killing them.

If only someone would eat Rosie O'Donnell.

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better hire this guy.

[Matt Flynn]

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Matt,

I hope the Las Vegas Gun Range can provide you with woodpecker shaped targets.


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they also have a grenade launcher, but it only shoots a beehive round = 18 .22 rounds firing like a shotgun load. it's $35 a shot. LVGR guy says federal law prohibits firing off the tank or real grenades, even at woodpeckers of mass destruction.

[Matt Flynn]

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I said I'd give him $100 for the carcass of that woodpecker.

[/ QUOTE ]It seems that this could get Chad and possibly yourself in trouble with the law.

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Woodpeckers are a federally protected bird under the North American Migratory Bird Act. Do not use lethal control on woodpeckers without contacting your Federal Wildlife Officer. You will need to institute non-lethal control strategies before you will receive permission to implement lethal control.

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if they're so endangered, WHY IS ONE BREEDING ON MY ROOF?


i called Chad to cancel the hit (that was for astroglide, not just the law). he said he'll let the bird out of the contract for $20.



P.S. no actual woodpeckers were harmed during the production of this thread. i am deeply saddened and disturbed by my actions. i will turn to my life coach for emotional support. limon, when can we talk next?

[astroglide]

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i called Chad to cancel the hit (that was for astroglide, not just the law). he said he'll let the bird out of the contract for $20.

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my initial thought was to make a gushing shill post in ssnl for your book manuscript, which i haven't read of course, and simply link to it here as a response. i don't really know you though, and i wouldn't want to put you in some kind of delicate "i am not a crook" position if you saw it as such. but i'm still kinda regretting not doing it as i type this.

you did make my thursday. good looking out, i owe you a beer!

[Clarkmeister]

I value my sleep more than I value some random bird's life.

[Rick Nebiolo]

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Yeti: Do you eat chicken? If so, the chicken was killed for you. If you didn't eat chicken, chickens would live.

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If we didn't eat so much chicken, it seems to me most of the chickens would never have lived in the first place. I guess what I'm trying to say is that in a Darwinian open environment chickens as we know them wouldn't exist.

~ Rick

PS I think paying a guy $100 to exterminate a single woodpecker is pretty cool.

[Phat Mack]

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if anyone needs a lifecoach, ill do it. no joke. big picture stuff all the way down to the nitty gritty of how to do/accomplish things.

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I may take you up on this. Can you help me...

a) Find out where Matt Flynn plays? And,

b) Buy a woodpecker?