So I'm going to Prison for 2 years

[jackflashdrive]

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Just for clarity,

If I blow .08, then 80% of my blood is alcohol, amirite?

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This is why when I'm hard-up for love I take a straight-razor and slice my dick so that the blood is running good, then let some alcoholic homeless chick satisfy both our needs at once.

FYI this is where the line "Hey baby I gotta 160 proof dick" comes from.

[ikestoys]

lol wtf?

[mrh86]

[ ] Relax baby, it's just my 160 proof penis