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Old 11-29-2007, 01:15 PM
ursine cotcher ursine cotcher is offline
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Default come and feel my sweet coconuts

*cough* Adanthar how could you? *cough*

Any female posters who would like a $50 stake will be eligable for one if they post nudez here - if you just link to it and don't post it inline it is perfectly acceptable

The conditions are:

you are female

you are not ugly

the picture is of you and you can prove this beyond all reasonable doubt

you draw smiley faces on your nipples and a big arrow pointing to your ladygarden with "UC WOZ ERE" written above it

oh, and you have to show your face and write BBV4LYFE on your forehead

a pickle inserted in your anus will merit an extra $5
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:17 PM
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:18 PM
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You post first, or at least escrow with a mod.
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:19 PM
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Wow, that's twice in two posts I've seen that pic from you. You realize you're calling someone who'd been here 5 times longer than you a n00b.
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:20 PM
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Default Re: come and feel my sweet coconuts

I am offering $25 for a female topless picture. The female must be holding a sign that reads

BAN DRIGHT > DAN BRIGHT

If the said female can not make the sign, then she has to write BAN DRIGHT > DAN BRIGHT in black marker across her chest.
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:22 PM
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Wow, that's twice in two posts I've seen that pic from you. You realize you're calling someone who'd been here 5 times longer than you a n00b.

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Old 11-29-2007, 01:28 PM
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I am offering $25 for a female topless picture. The female must be holding a sign that reads

BAN DRIGHT > DAN BRIGHT

If the said female can not make the sign, then she has to write BAN DRIGHT > DAN BRIGHT in black marker across her chest.

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$50 and I take off the bikini!! woop woop!! xoxoxo
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:32 PM
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lol @ every single one of your posts being either a checkbox, "ban", fyp or something similar

congratulations on winning the imagination prize [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]


[edit] also, I think Ad actually banned that sweetcocobeggarsloot so the offer is now retracted
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:33 PM
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tell coconot to come in hr and post the picktorial
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:48 PM
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this thread has exciting implications...in my pants
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