come and feel my sweet coconuts

[ursine cotcher]

*cough* Adanthar how could you? *cough*

Any female posters who would like a $50 stake will be eligable for one if they post nudez here - if you just link to it and don't post it inline it is perfectly acceptable

The conditions are:

you are female

you are not ugly

the picture is of you and you can prove this beyond all reasonable doubt

you draw smiley faces on your nipples and a big arrow pointing to your ladygarden with "UC WOZ ERE" written above it

oh, and you have to show your face and write BBV4LYFE on your forehead

a pickle inserted in your anus will merit an extra $5