How to Break Antonio of the Habit

[Foreverastudent]

I love Antonio Esfandiari, but like many here, I'm starting to feel like his recycled comments are getting a little bit old. So I'd like to start this thread to get some ideas as to how we can get Antonio to break the habit.

Here's my idea. If I were ever to sit next to him in a tournament (Not likely, but hey, I can dream), I'd regurgitate his comments times a thousand.

First hand delt. "Dr. Esfandiari, do you love poker?"

Second hand. "Do you love America Dr. Esfandiari?"

Third hand. "If your parents had never brought you to America, Dr. Esfandiari, what would you be doing right now?"

Fourth hand. "Please remember to gamble responsibly, Dr. Esfandiari."

Ad nauseum. I think he'd get the message at that point.

Anyone else have any ideas as to how to stop Antonio from making the same old comments over and over again?