Help me with name for friend's son

[TheDudeAbides]

So my buddy and I made this prop bet last year. It involved him claiming that he could properly assemble any piece of IKEA furniture I chose in under 2 hours. It had to be assembled exactly according to the instructions and we had a guy from IKEA (friend's husband) come over to inspect it. I chose some monstrous bookshelf/dresser combo thing. Obviously he didn't do it, because you need a graduate degree in engineering to put that [censored] together.

Anyway, the terms of the bet were this. The winner gets to pick the middle name of the loser's next kid. Both our wives somehow agreed to it and now its time for him to pay up. They just had a baby boy named Ryan. I can choose anything for a name I want, as long as it isn't obscene.

So OOT - any ideas? I've got none.

[MasterLJ]

Holy crap.

your friend:

1. sucks at Ikea.
2. is a total degen

My vote is Rufus.

[Cornell Fiji]

seven

[daryn]

can it be a female name?

[TheDudeAbides]

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Holy crap.

your friend:

1. sucks at Ikea.
2. is a total degen

My vote is Rufus.

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True on both counts. It was a sure thing because he's never put together a single piece of furniture in his life.

Daryn - it can be anything I want, including a girl's name.

[guids]

donny

[4_2_it]

Judas

edit -- add Osama

[Brad1970]

First name is Ryan, what's their last name?

[pookvis]

jay

[niss]

Testicles. Tell him it's Greek and pronounced Tes-ti-cleez.