Another stripper advice thread

[Quadstriker]

Fold preflop.

[Ditch Digger]

Long distance relationships suck no matter how great the girl is. I can only imagine how f'ed up a long distance relationship with a stripper would go. Actually, this sounds like a good trip report so I'd say go for it. Either way, you need to grow a sack.

[EricW]

So wait, you spent $2150 in the VIP room with her and got no sex, then you spent a day taking her shopping and fine dining yet still did not get sex!?!?

You need to take a good long look in the mirror and reevaulate whether or not you should live another day.

[Quadstriker]

Seriously, what's up with all the fake stripper threads lately? No guy could be this stupid, right?

[nath]

You really, really need to meet some non-stripper women

[New001]

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I deliberated about just posting this in Popinjay's thread but I feel there are enough differences-and the possiblity that the post would've gotten lost-to warrant a new thread.

-Went to Vegas over the past weekend and not 5 minutes after entering club am approached by comely Asian to go back in the VIP; being depressed as hell at losing most of my money gambling earlier I accept and end up back there for 3 and a half hours for $500/hr (plus about $400 in drinks) about halfway though she gives me her number and asks me to do something tomorrow.

We do and I take her shopping at the Forum Shops and to dinner before I go back and end up spending basically every liquid dime I have on her and left almost immediately afterwards to the airport to go back to school.

Since then she's called me a couple of times and emailed me but i just can't tell what her true intentions are.

Advice/beratement pls.

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No offense, but this is one of the saddest stories in OOT.

[miajag]

Jesus, I felt like the biggest donk in the world after spending $200 on this one girl on my one and only trip to a strip club. To spend thousands and get no action is just suicide-worthy.

[lippy]

I just don't understand how you didn't have sex with her... I GUARANTEE you, she intended to [censored] you the 2nd day.

[Marquoz]

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Advice/beratement pls.

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Never set foot in a strip club again.

[AngusThermopyle]

I hear the Trappists are taking applications.