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Old 06-02-2007, 04:24 AM
Good Shepherd Good Shepherd is offline
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Default Best lubes for jerking off

I mentioned in another forum that I'm having problems with beating off and a couple times now my head's gone flaky and inflamed and kinda raw looking. Someone suggested I buy lube. I'm kinda embarrassed to do this because I guess I'd have to go into a shop and purchase it at the counter, is all. But if I can get over my initial fears, what's the best lubes that you can recommend I use pls?

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Old 06-02-2007, 04:31 AM
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uncircumsize.
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Old 06-02-2007, 04:32 AM
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crisco
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Old 06-02-2007, 04:45 AM
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Nothing embarrassing about buying plain old vasoline or any lotion for that matter. KY has a warming jell that’s sold in any store. Also, if you go into any adult store, there are plenty of exotic jells to choose from.

edit- if you're experiencing itching or soreness, then stick with hypoallergenic lotions.
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Old 06-02-2007, 04:51 AM
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This is prolly the most important thread for all the nerds in the history of OOT.
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Old 06-02-2007, 04:53 AM
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A woman's mouth
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Old 06-02-2007, 04:57 AM
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one table spoon butter.heat in microwave. rub one off with it. wipe self off shaft with bread. but said bread in zip lock bag. envite girl over for dinner. cook spagetti. take said bread out of bag. sprinkle with garlic. toast. feed her spaggeti and garlic bread. profit?
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Old 06-02-2007, 05:00 AM
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one table spoon butter.heat in microwave. rub one off with it. wipe self off shaft with bread. but said bread in zip lock bag. envite girl over for dinner. cook spagetti. take said bread out of bag. sprinkle with garlic. toast. feed her spaggeti and garlic bread. profit?

[/ QUOTE ]

That's not funny, and really quite disturbing.
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Old 06-02-2007, 05:02 AM
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Blood from a woman's period.


Aborted fetus juice.
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Old 06-02-2007, 05:50 AM
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Mr. Zog's Sex Wax.

Just order it online.
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