REASONS I HAVE NOT HOLLA-ED AT A GIRL ON MYSPACE

[Dids]

So since I'm unfatting and now sexy, I've been browing myspace profiles in my area looking to spit mad game.

These are the following reasons I've found to reject chicks from giving them their shot at the old Didster. (aka reasons why I didn't blind message them).

1- like Grey's Anatamony (this eliminates 60% of chicks)

2- too much Jesus in the profile

3- horrible page layout, I can't get with a chick with a bad sense of graphic design

4- "I listen to everything but rap and country"

5- "I listen to country"

6- too many douchebag looking dudes left comments

7- too many douchebag looking dudes in the top 8.

8- "Proud Parent"

9- obvious fatty trying to hide it rather than flaunt it

10- wait a minute I recognize that picture of "you" from porn I watch last night.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME BBV4L.

[MasterLJ]

My guide to MySpace pictures:

1. If someone takes their picture in the mirror, they have no friends.

2. If the picture is an extreme close-up, they are fat.

3. If more than one person appears in the photograph, the picture of your intended target is that of the ugliest person in the photo.

4. 90% of Myspace picture-takers find someting incredibly amusing to their immediate left.

Please keep these tips in mind while searching for your Internet-soulmate. Make sure to keep all hands and feet inside at all times and tip your waiter.

[FishSticks]

Dids -

Congrats on unfattying yourself. As a reformed lard, I have some advice for you.

DO NOT ELIMINATE GIRLS BASED ON THESE TRITE REASONS

Dude, seriously, you just got unfat - your number one goal here needs to be to find stupid girls with retarded myspaces that will let you stick it in them. Get a grip. Probably for the first time ever you can bang a girl and have her maybe like it some - just hump everything you can for a while and get it out of your system. Now is not the time to find that special someone. Believe it.

[jds1201]

i like grey's anatomy. does that make me gay? i wouldn't put it on my myspace page if i had one though.

[diebitter]

these are all bad reasons. You get good girls under any of these. 8-10 I'll probably think is right tho.

[stjohnychan]

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Dude, seriously, you just got unfat - your number one goal here needs to be to find stupid girls with retarded myspaces that will let you stick it in them. Get a grip. Probably for the first time ever you can bang a girl and have her maybe like it some - just hump everything you can for a while and get it out of your system. Now is not the time to find that special someone. Believe it.

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QFT- think about it- you could be the douchey guy in the girls top 8. Get up in there and give it to her- find true love when you're 30 and preferably not on myspace.

[Dids]

THIS THREAD WAS POSTED IN BBV4L FOR A REASON. IF I WANTED ADVICE, OR THOUGHTS, I WOULD HAVE OBV POSTED THIS IN SLANSKY FORUM.

Guy who watches GA- it means you like what is perhaps the worst written TV show I've ever seen and are likely somewhat simple, or that you're watching it with a girl in which case you'd better be getting blown frequently between commercials.

[diebitter]

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THIS THREAD WAS POSTED IN BBV4L FOR A REASON. IF I WANTED ADVICE, OR THOUGHTS, I WOULD HAVE OBV POSTED THIS IN SLANSKY FORUM.

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So you just want to announce things in here? Okay, no more responses to Dids posts plz.


I'm teasing. I know that no love can match the bbv4luv 4 u.

[stjohnychan]

And what's wrong w/ proud parents? You're trying to hit it and those girls clearly give it up. That's like not playing poker w/ someone because they are too loose/passive.

[diebitter]

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And what's wrong w/ proud parents? You're trying to hit it and those girls clearly give it up. That's like not playing poker w/ someone because they are too loose/passive.

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I thought that meant she was a proud parent.