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Old 11-16-2007, 02:23 AM
dawade dawade is offline
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So, last night I get out of my Hip-Hop music class and decided to come back to the house and just probably take it easy and rest up considering I had missed my Tuesday/Thursday class a lot recently.

Was going to attend the MTSU women's basketball game (we are sick good yo!) but decided to just get a 12-pack and watch the Grizzlies on TV since I had only seen them once or twice this year.

Friend of mine texts and says that there is a party over @ my buddy's house beside mine so I told him I'd hit it up after the Grizz finish up.

Grizz lose by three (sigh) and I head out for the night (wearing Michigan shorts/Michigan hoodie/Michigan jersey combo -- totally undressed since I'm hanging with just good friends).

Anyway, get to the house already like six beers deep and start playing some Guitar Hero and just having a good time. Wound up chatting with this one chick that I had met a few weeks prior at my birthday party (see jgunnip's Happy Birthday Wade thread!).

Long story short, we wind up going back to my buddy's room and making out. Nothing major. Except she obviously wants to do more and I really don't have the time to tell her that I just live 5 minutes away and we should definitely go back to my place.

*knock knock knock*

This other chick walks in without even asking. At this point, I'm like oh [censored] we just made out on this guy and his girlfriend's bed. Instead this chick walks up to the girl I had been making out with (who's like half-clothed at this point) and decides to start talking to her.

Next thing I know, my chick starts making out with this other chick! WTF! This is like every guy's fantasy, no? So I play it cool and next thing I know the 2nd girl starts taking her shirt off and sits on the bed with us.

After about 10 minutes a bunch of douchebags started knocking on the door and [censored] so everyone kind of got spooked and me and the original chick decided to come back to my house and finish the deal.

But, basically I pretty much luckboxed my way into one of the easiest threesomes of all-time! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Edit for Terp: I did at least get a BJ from the second random girl before everyone started getting paranoid and practically broke down the door
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:30 AM
ALReturnsLOL ALReturnsLOL is offline
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Default Re: NC: Ask dawade about having a random drunk threesome...

pics or I will have u banned, no joke
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:33 AM
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Default Re: NC: Ask dawade about having a random drunk threesome...

Obv...



Chick on the left.
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:33 AM
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Default Re: NC: Ask dawade about having a random drunk threesome...

[img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] where is the other one
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:34 AM
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Default Re: NC: Ask dawade about having a random drunk threesome...

Sadly I can't remember her name but as soon as I do I will Facebook stalk + post pics obv.
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:40 AM
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Default Re: NC: Ask dawade about having a random drunk threesome...

I think she's a keeper [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Congrats
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:33 AM
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Default Re: NC: Ask dawade about having a random drunk threesome...

I high-five you, sir



or maybe just a fistpump

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Old 11-16-2007, 10:27 AM
Dr_Jeckyl_00 Dr_Jeckyl_00 is offline
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Default Re: NC: Ask dawade about having a random drunk threesome...

so chick on right gave bj, chick on left went back to get [censored]'d?

NH sir... I miss college [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

The only 3 some I had in college was w/ my roommate and a girl I brought home from bar.

One of my roommates and I each brought a chick home one night. My room was downstairs, and his room was upstairs.
Anyway, we both get laid and everyone goes to bed, both girls spend the night in each of our respective rooms. During the middle of the the night my roommate was downstairs for some reason (bathroom or kitchen) and the girl I brought home and I happened to be awake. My roommate somehow convinced her to do both of us (remember his girl is still upstairs). I obv did not care about this girl, just a random f'ck. So he does her, she gives me a bj... and my roommate and I are trying so hard, unsuccessfully, not to laugh, be we were facing each other, so laughing was unavoidable. We finish and everyone goes back to bed.

I wish I had two girls and myself, but sadly that is the extent of my 3 some [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Dawade your story is much better.
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Old 11-16-2007, 05:36 PM
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Default Re: NC: Ask dawade about having a random drunk threesome...

sweeeet
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Old 11-17-2007, 12:22 AM
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Default Re: NC: Ask dawade about having a random drunk threesome...

wut if mich loses tomorow?? will this be tainted then???

but n e wayz nice work and i look forward to some more of these stories from ur crazy ass
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