POKER could go without...

[The B]

- that sketchy MIT "coach" Varkonyi used to help him apply poker situations

- the Brenes bros (unless they challenge the Mizrachi's to a cage-match)

- Gabe's counterpart on HSP

- Chad Brown's roid rage

- ??

[NickyC]

- you

[samsdmf]

Sex for 2 weeks

[iamVillaiNmo]

http://www.rawvegas.tv/watch.php?vID...6461667b224a15


Ftw.

[The B]

- Harrah's (you don't 86 the Quiet Lion)

[davidlong14]

- about half the U.S.-based $10, 000 buy-in tournaments

[btmagnetw]

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- you

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[Dan.]

-Vince Van Patten

[Under dog]

"Nerdiest/burpiest/lightest etc Player to Win the WSOP!?" threads

[BarryLyndon]

Oh, man, this is going to be so easy:

1. Harabolos.

2. Humberto Brenes - just [censored] that guy.

3. Phil Hellmuth: Yeah, some people will say "OMG, he's a great villain," but seriously, for those of us who play poker and don't sit and watch ESPN until 4am, this guy is [censored].

4. Norm Chad: I probably would watch poker until 4am on ESPN if this guy was fired. How the [censored] does a sports network hire an incompetent in his field to talk about hands? Can they not find someone else who is entertaining + knows what the [censored] he's talking about? Does ESPN really disrespect this game so much that they'd let this clown talk about hands? [censored] this guy.

5. All mini-raisers. [censored] all of you.

6. Replace all female poker players under 30 with a crop of more intelligent, attractive, and polite players instead. Like, I don't need to hear Vanessa Rousso with these ridiculous sunglasses on her face talk about how her re-raise of Kd7d giving Howard Lederer 2:1 on Poker After Dark was the "right move." It wasn't.

7. Jaime Gold.

8. Any "underground" poker clubs that would put their address/phone # up on myspace but then tell a caller that "security is tight, so we aren't letting anyone in." LOL - 52o good?

9. Norm Chad's effete partner - Lon McCracken. [censored] this guy too. I want a guy in that announcer's booth who is going to talk to me about poker, not make witless replies to the other half-wit during the broadcast.

As a counter, I actually like Vince Van Patten - if you listen closely, he makes a lot of pretty subtle sarcastic comments about how opponents play their hands / their aesthetic. The guy looks like an [censored], but he's actually pretty smart and hates on donks.

Barry