Keep A Poker Face

Johnny Hughes · #1 03-19-2007, 12:39 PM

If the sucker's dead to it,
Sucker hits his Ace.
Keep a Poker Face.

You win all the chips.
End up in first place.
Keep a Poker Face.

Lady beside you smells
of perfume and lace.
Keep a Poker Face.

You draw out on Phil Hellmuth.
He is on your case.
Keep a Poker Face.

You bet large on a cinch horse.
He doesn't finish the race.
Keep a Poker Face.

The sudden smell of gunsmoke
Has you running from the place.
Keep a Poker Face.

When you are eating comp food.
You are saying grace.
Keep a Straight Face.

--Johnny Hughes

so sick bro · #2 03-19-2007, 02:01 PM

when your post gets locked
cuz it sucks a lot of [censored]
keep a poker face!

StepBangin · #3 03-19-2007, 02:15 PM

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when your post gets locked
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keep a poker face!

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Ban

Phenomenon · #4 03-19-2007, 03:06 PM

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when your post gets locked
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Dominic · #5 03-19-2007, 03:07 PM

had pocket Aces
sucker called with 74
runner runner straight

spino1i · #6 03-19-2007, 03:19 PM

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when your post gets locked
cuz it sucks a lot of [censored]
keep a poker face!

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lol pretty funny. too bad you made fun of someone whose popular on this forum

so sick bro · #7 03-19-2007, 03:23 PM

ya too bad i didn't know i was making fun of NVG's fave cheery grandpa or whoever he is

TonyDanza · #8 03-19-2007, 06:30 PM

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when your post gets locked
cuz it sucks a lot of [censored]
keep a poker face!

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I thought this post was funny, but I feel bad saying it because I like Johnny Hughes.

Johnny Hughes · #9 03-19-2007, 07:04 PM

I also thought it was funny. Old folks don't need any special breaks around poker. Those pasteboards don't care if you are male or female,young or old,or funny or not. They do care if you have the right Poker Face attitude.

Johnny Hughes

[Phill] · #10 03-19-2007, 07:05 PM

Dids, please ban 'so sick bro', clear and obvious troll.

I even promise to never insult you again and come to your defense when others do so.

Johnny H,

Not your usual post, but in its shortness it tells it all. Quite like it, though i miss the stories of the old times and how $100 is around $1000 i todays money [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]