Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)

1. You smell like you want me

2. Want to have sex. (this was to a random person on the bus)

3. I want to kiss the smile between your legs



what are some of the tradgedies you have said under the influence or not?

[cwes]

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what are some of the tradgedies you have said under the influence or not?

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Piss drunk, talking to this lawyer chick and telling her that from my (economist's) point of view laws and lawyers are unnecessary as everything can be changed by money anyway (this is highly debatable, but i just wanted to get rid of her).

Her: "But if the woman you love eternally gets murdered, how could money compensate you?"
Me: "Hookers and blow, ldo."

She might have been a bit into me, but she def picked the wrong time. She stormed off w/o another word.

[RickAstleyFan]

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

[A.P. Keaton]

Holding a cocktail napkin or bar towel near her face:

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

[ncboiler]

Would you like to dance? I'm talking about the horizontal dance if you know what I am talking about...and I think you do.

[Lurker.]

me: lol you're a lefty
her: so, you're probably some stuck up rich kid republican
me: [censored] please!

it didn't work, she called me a racist bigot and stormed off...[censored] PLEASE

[bonds]

I'm considering sponsoring a BBV4L video contest, where all entrants must be filmed trying to pick up women with the line 'can I ask you a question? what would you say if I said that I wanted to mash your k!dsh!tter?'

[NU Star]

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Holding a cocktail napkin or bar towel near her face:

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

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I imagine this having a pretty high success rate.

[Lurker.]

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I'm considering sponsoring a BBV4L video contest, where all entrants must be filmed trying to pick up women with the line 'can I ask you a question? what would you say if I said that I wanted to mash your k!dsh!tter?'

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next time i go out i'm trying this, dont think i'm filming it though

[membersclub]

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Would you like to dance? I'm talking about the horizontal dance if you know what I am talking about...and I think you do.

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ncboiler,
(a) did you actually use this line
(ii) did it work