Stupid things you believed as a child

[oddjob]

i thought when you got a blow job. a girl would just give your penis a hicky. this stemmed from suck c*ck.

[suzzer99]

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Thought girls peed out of their vagina.


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This just makes sense to guys. We have a dual purpose system, so why don't girls? I believed this one up till about oh...16.

Another one I just thought of. I thought that sex was just putting the penis in the vagina, and then just waiting a few minutes. Luckily I figured this one out before puberty.

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Just wondering for all the posters that had misconceptions of female anatomy through the teenage years, was there no sex ed in your school?

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Not until 8th grade or so. But I think I already knew everything and more from the bus way before then.

[KotOD]

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-Water goes down the drain the other way in Australia.

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I think this is true, actually.

It's an equatorial thing.

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Ooooh, sorry.

Circle gets a square.

[thirddan]

"cats suck the breath out of a child while they are sleeping. my grandma used to say this ALL the time."

this is true...cats are evil...

[Hopey]

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Just wondering for all the posters that had misconceptions of female anatomy through the teenage years, was there no sex ed in your school?

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I had a friend in high school who had very religious parents. I had to explain the "birds and the bees" to him at age 17. He had casually mentioned to me one day that he found it "gross" that babies were made by the man sticking his penis in a woman's butt. I took it upon myself to explain to him why this was wrong. It was a pretty awkward conversation, but I wouldn't have been able to live with myself had I let this poor guy continue to believe what he did.

Once I was done explaining female anatomy and the reproductive process to him, I asked him how he could have gone through multiple years of sex-ed without figuring these things out for himself.

His answer was that he hadn't paid much attention in class. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[1aguilas]

thought the Please Touch Museum was the Police Touch Museum

[Autocratic]

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"cats suck the breath out of a child while they are sleeping. my grandma used to say this ALL the time."

this is true...cats are evil...

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Def. Just the other night I woke up to my cat trying to do this to me, I was like "lol Patches, I am not a baby anymore."

[AJackson]

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-god
-santa

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[slim]

i thought a free card was free but last year i realised it was half price

[A.P. Keaton]

I used to believe that when I grew up, I would be successful and happy. Silly kid.