Would you rather die asleep or awake?

[thedustbustr]

can i die from a heartattack while getting [censored] by my wife?

[JasonK]

Probably not, she ain't that good.

[thedustbustr]

if i ever get married, she will be.

[hobbes9324]

nuts...that's what I get for not reading all the way down...sorry. Good for the new guy, though.

MM MD

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I want to die quietly in my sleep like grandpa, not screaming like the passengers in his car.

[XXXNoahXXX]

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I want to die quietly in my sleep like grandpa, not screaming like the passengers in his car.

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lol. this is gold. did you come up with this or is from someone else?

[inside??]

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lol. this is gold. did you come up with this or is from someone else?

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Unfortunately I stole it. Many others have probably heard it. You can even buy T-shirts off Ebay with that saying.

[siccjay]

I want to die quietly in my sleep like grandpa, not screaming like the people riding with him.

ROFL

I made this up, ldo

[pauliewalnuts]

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I want to die quietly in my sleep like grandpa, not screaming like the people riding with him.

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I made this up, ldo

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Hahaha. I picture people seeing the thread title, getting all excited, and not bothering to look and see if their hilarious joke has already been posted. And posted. And posted.

[React1oN]

I want to die while sleeping, but I think the others on the plane would be angry.