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Old 11-21-2007, 07:25 AM
Paulie Walnuts Paulie Walnuts is offline
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just got up and had an early morning whackin and my wife got up to use the bathroom, whooh, my heart almost stopped in its tracks but i just wanted to give it a bump for a close call
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Old 11-21-2007, 07:31 AM
ILOVEGRIMSTARR ILOVEGRIMSTARR is offline
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who cares if ur wife sees u jacking it? when she walks in stick it in her kdshtter and finish
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Old 11-21-2007, 09:48 AM
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who cares if ur wife sees u jacking it? when she walks in stick it in her kdshtter and finish

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ldo
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:45 AM
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just got up and had an early morning whackin and my wife got up to use the bathroom, whooh, my heart almost stopped in its tracks but i just wanted to give it a bump for a close call

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get a new wife
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:54 AM
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pics of wife?
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Old 11-21-2007, 11:20 AM
Paulie Walnuts Paulie Walnuts is offline
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just got up and had an early morning whackin and my wife got up to use the bathroom, whooh, my heart almost stopped in its tracks but i just wanted to give it a bump for a close call

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get a new wife

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y would i want to do that?
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Old 11-29-2007, 03:19 AM
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I downloaded a video off some website, and it seemed like any other porn movie. But then I got bored of the dude gettin sucked off so i skipped ahead to see some more [censored]. I was scarred for life at what i saw next. The girl had put on a strap-on and was [censored] the guy in the ass with it. (And to make this travesty worse, he wasn't just bending over prison style, he was laying on his back holding his legs up with his hands like the chicks usually do).
It was definetly a boner killer.
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Old 11-29-2007, 03:43 AM
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I've been caught by a few of my friends. Never by my parents strangely enough, though my father did walk into my room with me passed out watching the public porno channel.

None of that compared to the time I jerked off to a tranny without seeing the genetalia until I was about to come. Scarred for life.
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Old 11-29-2007, 03:50 AM
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I downloaded a video off some website, and it seemed like any other porn movie. But then I got bored of the dude gettin sucked off so i skipped ahead to see some more [censored]. I was scarred for life at what i saw next. The girl had put on a strap-on and was [censored] the guy in the ass with it. (And to make this travesty worse, he wasn't just bending over prison style, he was laying on his back holding his legs up with his hands like the chicks usually do).
It was definetly a boner enhancer .

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Old 11-29-2007, 03:56 AM
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Why the [censored] do I keep reading these?
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