New Pokerstars Heads Up tables

[NewTeaBag]

Hes still on the table with $1300+ sat out for hours. WTF? Stars isnt booting him?

[zasterguava]

Its rigged with me in favour.

Bought in for a whopping $35 (die shortstacker) at the .5/1 nl tables and turned it into $450 in around 10 minutes against a big stack. Thanks to these hands (which I know are played poorly by me aswell but Ive never read some1 so well):

PokerStars Game #11286535602: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/08/03 - 10:49:04 (ET)
Table 'Caprera II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: jcsydney ($304.85 in chips)
Seat 2: ZasterGuava ($131.40 in chips)
jcsydney: posts small blind $0.50
ZasterGuava: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ZasterGuava [Kd Ks]
jcsydney: raises $4 to $5
ZasterGuava: raises $5 to $10
jcsydney: raises $10 to $20
ZasterGuava: raises $111.40 to $131.40 and is all-in
jcsydney: calls $111.40
*** FLOP *** [7d 3d 8s]
*** TURN *** [7d 3d 8s] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [7d 3d 8s 2s] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ZasterGuava: shows [Kd Ks] (a pair of Kings)
jcsydney: mucks hand
ZasterGuava collected $262.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $262.80 | Rake $0.50
Board [7d 3d 8s 2s Jh]
Seat 1: jcsydney (button) (small blind) mucked [Ad Th]
Seat 2: ZasterGuava (big blind) showed [Kd Ks] and won ($262.30) with a pair of Kings

PokerStars Game #11286557382: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/08/03 - 10:51:01 (ET)
Table 'Caprera II' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: jcsydney ($141.45 in chips)
Seat 2: ZasterGuava ($293.30 in chips)
ZasterGuava: posts small blind $0.50
jcsydney: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ZasterGuava [Kd Ad]
ZasterGuava: calls $0.50
jcsydney: raises $7 to $8
ZasterGuava: raises $16 to $24
jcsydney: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [Kc 9d 4s]
jcsydney: checks
ZasterGuava: bets $15
jcsydney: calls $15
*** TURN *** [Kc 9d 4s] [8c]
jcsydney: checks
ZasterGuava: bets $254.30 and is all-in
jcsydney: calls $102.45 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Kc 9d 4s 8c] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jcsydney: shows [7c 9s] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
ZasterGuava: shows [Kd Ad] (three of a kind, Kings)
ZasterGuava collected $282.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $282.90 | Rake $0.50
Board [Kc 9d 4s 8c Ks]
Seat 1: jcsydney (big blind) showed [7c 9s] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 2: ZasterGuava (button) (small blind) showed [Kd Ad] and won ($282.40) with three of a kind, Kings

PokerStars Game #11286552426: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/08/03 - 10:50:35 (ET)
Table 'Caprera II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: jcsydney ($194.45 in chips)
Seat 2: ZasterGuava ($240.80 in chips)
jcsydney: posts small blind $0.50
ZasterGuava: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ZasterGuava [5s 8s]
jcsydney: raises $4 to $5
ZasterGuava: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [6s As 9c]
ZasterGuava: checks
jcsydney: bets $6
ZasterGuava: calls $6
*** TURN *** [6s As 9c] [8d]
ZasterGuava: checks
jcsydney: bets $20
ZasterGuava: calls $20
*** RIVER *** [6s As 9c 8d] [Ac]
ZasterGuava: checks
jcsydney: bets $22
ZasterGuava: calls $22
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jcsydney: shows [7s 4s] (a pair of Aces)
ZasterGuava: shows [5s 8s] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
ZasterGuava collected $105.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $106 | Rake $0.50
Board [6s As 9c 8d Ac]
Seat 1: jcsydney (button) (small blind) showed [7s 4s] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: ZasterGuava (big blind) showed [5s 8s] and won ($105.50) with two pair, Aces and Eights

[HBomb]

How much did rebuy lose?

[derosnec]

marshall go [censored] yourself. all he does is sit out.

[JimboNYY24]

please get the [censored] off the table when ur done playing. thx

[CIncyHR]

Why are you still sitting there? Play me.

[iplayscared]

[the_casino_kid]

i see ya sitting there your owning it

[bills427]

i will be playing here all day, wish me luck plz, i'm starting this journey with 100$ on stars

[Marshall28]

hey im really sorry to everyone who wanted to play but couldnt because i was taking up the table sitting out. I took a klonopin (benzodiazepine -- pill that knocks u out)and completely forgot what was even going on around me.

I'll make sure I never do that again, and i do definitely apologize....

One thing I cant figure out is why PS never booted me? ... shouldnt that be standard?