Beat: I'm homeless

JoEyPeNeLoPe · #1 05-01-2007, 04:36 PM

So i've been living at my girlfriends for the past 6 months but i broke up with her this morning. I figured I would crash on my friends couch for 2 weeks then get my own place but i just called him and he's like no freaking way man i got company all week. wtf what a [censored] d-bag.

VegasNick · #2 05-01-2007, 04:37 PM

i knew u were a bum/douchebag

AceLuby · #3 05-01-2007, 04:41 PM

Nice dude, way to think ahead. Did you do it on her b-day too? Somehow this seems deserving...

whoisthedrizzle · #4 05-01-2007, 04:42 PM

Homeless people smell bad.

whipsaw · #5 05-01-2007, 04:42 PM

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Fat people smell bad.

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CaseS87 · #6 05-01-2007, 04:54 PM

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Fat homeless people smell like death.

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lostsoul · #7 05-01-2007, 04:55 PM

Way to plan ahead. Good job.

SNOWBALL · #8 05-01-2007, 05:01 PM

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I figured I would crash on my friends couch for 2 weeks then get my own place but i just called him and he's like no freaking way man i got company all week. wtf what a [censored] d-bag.

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so you only have one friend?

chiznadAZ · #9 05-01-2007, 05:02 PM

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I figured I would crash on my friends couch for 2 weeks then get my own place but i just called him and he's like no freaking way man i got company all week. wtf what a [censored] d-bag.

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so you only have one friend?

[/ QUOTE ]maybe only one friend that doesn't still live with their parents

chiznadAZ · #10 05-01-2007, 05:05 PM

oh and if you broke up with her this morning where are you posting this from? Her place? Sound like you have more importat things to worry about for the moment we can wait a few hours for a trip report!!